You Can Now Plug Your Butt with Official HEALTH Merch

Someone check on Rammstein

BY Allie GregoryPublished Mar 16, 2023

Like Rammstein, GWAR, and brothers in umlaut-laden band names Motörhead and Mötley Crüe before them, HEALTH know their audience is down to clown with some branded sex toys. Though A24 recently beat them to the punch with the EEAAO butt plug charity 'sclusey, the Los Angeles goth-industrial outfit are now hawking their own set of booty-pleasing hardware.

Though the band are lacking official merch listings for the plugs, it appears the sex toys come in both silicon and stainless steel variants, each with its tail-end (wink) branded by the HEALTH logo. Neither item is available through the band's official webstore, as the HEALTH butt plugs appear to be a tour-only exclusive, meaning Canadian fans will have to head down south of the border to get their sphincters on this drop.

To be fair, HEALTH just visited Toronto and Montreal in September during their DISCO 4 :: PART II-supporting North American tour with Perturbator— and hey, maybe they'll return armed with a fresh batch of plugs sometime soon!

Until then, you can check out the merch below, and get one of your very own during HEALTH's Dark Territory tour.
 

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