Rammstein's Till Lindemann Is Selling a Wooden Dildo Modelled After His Microphone

The "Tilldo" is available online for the modest price of $265

Photo: Chris Bubinas

BY Allie GregoryPublished Dec 21, 2020

Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann set up shop as Doctor Dick a few years ago, where the singer has listed a bunch of phallic swag including a new dildo modelled after his stage microphone.

The "Tilldo," as he's calling it, is inexplicably made from "FSC-certified Odenwald spruce wood" turned on a lathe by hand. The "easy to clean" handmade sex toy is listed at Doctor Dick's online store for €169 (approximately $265 CAD) and promises to "fill you out pleasantly," and advertises "vaginal completion and anal correspondence," as translated from the product's German description.

Alongside the 23-centimetre "Tilldo," Lindemann's website also features "Golden Shower" sparkling alcohol, a sterling silver dick necklace, a wall-mounted dick plaque, "I like to fuck"-branded premium condoms and more.

Lindemann's foray into the world of sex toy sales actually began back in '09 when Rammstein released a Liebe ist für alle da box set featuring six dildos modelled after their actual dongs.

See Lindemann's latest sex toy offering below.
 

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