Mario Lopez Is Sexy Colonel Sanders in a New Lifetime KFC Movie

Mario Lopez Is Sexy Colonel Sanders in a New Lifetime KFC Movie
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Culture has been circling the drain for so long that we didn't really notice the exact moment that things being "so bad they're good" went back to being just bad again, but here we are in the tail end of 2020 experiencing this eye-rollingly self-aware new Kentucky Fried Chicken Lifetime movie.

The film is called A Recipe for Seduction and stars Mario Lopez as Colonel Harland Sanders. It's set to premiere on December 13, and its trailer is available below.

Here's the official synopsis of the movie:

As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef, Harland Sanders, arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravels the mother's devious plans. Will our plucky heiress escape to her wintry happily ever after with Harland at her side, or will she cave to the demands of family and duty?

Fortunately, A Recipe for Seduction is only 15 minutes long. But we couldn't even make it through the trailer, which is available below.