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  "Get Low” Just Got Zucced

  PUBLISHED Nov 14, 2024

  If there's anything the world needs less than an acoustic cover of Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins' already perfect anthem, "Get Low"...

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  Major Lazer and M.I.A.'s "Where's the Daddy?" Makes the Case for Deadbeat Dads

  PUBLISHED Nov 7, 2024

  Now we finally have a scientific answer as to how badly it'd fuck up a kid to be conceived in a Cybertruck. Tin-foil hat seller and Trump...

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  We Don't Want the Man in Katy Perry and Doechii's "I'M HIS, HE'S MINE"

  PUBLISHED Sep 13, 2024

  Katy Perry continues her reign of terror with "I'M HIS, HE'S MINE" featuring Doechii as part of her impending album, '143.' If the album...

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  Katy Perry's "Woman's World" Is a Dystopia

  PUBLISHED Jul 12, 2024

  Remember when Katy Perry told her fellow kids to get ready to pop off? That day has finally come for us to pop off to the corporate team...

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  Katy Perry Threatens New Album '143'

  PUBLISHED Jul 10, 2024

  Katy Perry is attempting to not enter her third consecutive flop era by announcing her sixth album '143' is coming on September 20. Still...

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  Listen to London Grammar's Decaf Cover of Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso"

  PUBLISHED Jul 8, 2024

  In a summer dedicated to brats, gay chaos and, of course, me espresso, there's not much room for sadness. Unless you ask London Grammar, wh...

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  Transport to the Mall with Paris Hilton and Rina Sawayama's "I'm Free"

  PUBLISHED Jun 21, 2024

  Paris Hilton announced 'Infinite Icon' — her first album in 18 years — last month, and now, she's revealed a track from it. The hotel...

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  Coldplay Drop Dentist Office Jam "feelslikeimfallinginlove"

  PUBLISHED Jun 21, 2024

  On this, the day of the strawberry full moon, Coldplay have shared the first phase of 'Moon Music' with the previously-teased...