Haterade

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  If You’ve Ever Heard a Meghan Trainor Song, You’ve Heard “I Wanna Thank Me”

  PUBLISHED May 24, 2024

  Queen of our haterade column Meghan Trainer has landed here once again with "I Wanna Thank Me," a déjà vu-evoking track that makes you...

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  Marilyn Manson Is Threatening Us with New Music

  PUBLISHED May 15, 2024

  Please, please don't call it a comeback — Marilyn Manson has crawled out of whatever hole he inhabits to tease his following with what...

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  If You Like Truck Commercials, You'll Love "Eyes Closed" by Imagine Dragons

  PUBLISHED May 3, 2024

  When I was 16 and a chronic poster on music Twitter, some Imagine Dragons stans — yes, you read that correctly — verbally assaulted me for...

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  Karma Is Not JoJo Siwa's Girlfriend

  PUBLISHED Apr 5, 2024

  It's an especially good week to not be a TikTok user, lest you want to know too much about JoJo Siwa....

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  Jason Derulo Pauses Show to Go Pee in Clunky Publicity Stunt

  PUBLISHED Mar 13, 2024

  Jason Derulo isn't doing much to avoid our quasi-official haterade column these days....

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  Kygo and Ava Max's "Whatever" Is Truly Whatever

  PUBLISHED Jan 19, 2024

  Just when we forgot about tropical house's hold on Top 40 10 years ago, it's come back to haunt us. Don't let this subgenre's name fool you...

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  Jennifer Lopez's "Can't Get Enough" Is Kidding Itself

  PUBLISHED Jan 12, 2024

  Jennifer Lopez and I share exactly one thing in common: we have the same birthday. And as a fellow Leo, I am more than qualified to say her...

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  "Hands on Me" by Jason Derulo and Meghan Trainor Made Us Touch-Averse

  PUBLISHED Oct 13, 2023

  I'm not exactly sure when my role as Exclaim!'s Social Media Goblin evolved into becoming our resident Meghan Trainor hater, but here we ar...