Haterade

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  Transport to the Mall with Paris Hilton and Rina Sawayama's "I'm Free"

  PUBLISHED Jun 21, 2024

  Paris Hilton announced 'Infinite Icon' — her first album in 18 years — last month, and now, she's revealed a track from it. The hotel...

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  Coldplay Drop Dentist Office Jam "feelslikeimfallinginlove"

  PUBLISHED Jun 21, 2024

  On this, the day of the strawberry full moon, Coldplay have shared the first phase of 'Moon Music' with the previously-teased...

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  If You’ve Ever Heard a Meghan Trainor Song, You’ve Heard “I Wanna Thank Me”

  PUBLISHED May 24, 2024

  Queen of our haterade column Meghan Trainer has landed here once again with "I Wanna Thank Me," a déjà vu-evoking track that makes you...

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  Marilyn Manson Is Threatening Us with New Music

  PUBLISHED May 15, 2024

  Please, please don't call it a comeback — Marilyn Manson has crawled out of whatever hole he inhabits to tease his following with what...

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  If You Like Truck Commercials, You'll Love "Eyes Closed" by Imagine Dragons

  PUBLISHED May 3, 2024

  When I was 16 and a chronic poster on music Twitter, some Imagine Dragons stans — yes, you read that correctly — verbally assaulted me for...

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  Karma Is Not JoJo Siwa's Girlfriend

  PUBLISHED Apr 5, 2024

  It's an especially good week to not be a TikTok user, lest you want to know too much about JoJo Siwa....

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  Jason Derulo Pauses Show to Go Pee in Clunky Publicity Stunt

  PUBLISHED Mar 13, 2024

  Jason Derulo isn't doing much to avoid our quasi-official haterade column these days....

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  Kygo and Ava Max's "Whatever" Is Truly Whatever

  PUBLISHED Jan 19, 2024

  Just when we forgot about tropical house's hold on Top 40 10 years ago, it's come back to haunt us. Don't let this subgenre's name fool you...