🚨Breaking: NYPD finds bike locks AND history books at a university.
Dep. Commissioner Daughtry says he found "a book on terrorism" at Columbia. (The book is not a how-to book, but a history written by a renowned British historian.)
look how they massacred my boy
the menswear guy has completely infiltrated my brain because all I can see is how much better Hamm's suits fit in the real Mad Men
Real tragic arc to J.J. Abrams's career. He made a Star Trek movie that made you think "this man should really be making a Star Wars movie." Then he made a Star Wars movie that made you think "this man should really be in prison"
“she won’t be able to do that stuff in the wnba” lol
All my whips in the trenches for prom the kids better off stunting them …they just catching dust sitting!
Cole didn’t want Kendrick rapping about his basketball career in Rwanda…i get it
The only winner in all of this is New Ho King
I think I would rather piss off Boeing than Kendrick at this point oh my god
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this battle has gone Dark Narduwar
May 4
diss | noun | an insulting expression of disrespect or criticism
Wow that’s a big antisemitic, pro-terror protest in *checks notes* Tel Aviv.
🚨Tel Aviv now Thousands are streaming in to call for ceasefire deal, hostage exchange, and calling on the government to quit. A crucial evening as deal is on the table.
I can’t stop watching it x.com/Yoda4ever/stat…
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i feel bad for drake bc sometimes im three emails behind in responding and then i feel overwhelmed
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. got some sick rhymes about debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing
*Dennis Miller voice*
i like watching meet the grahams reactions on youtube because for most disses it’s like people going ooh that’s good ooh that’s a hard diss etc etc but with this it’s just watching people in complete and utter horror for six minutes
Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle
Say what you will about Toronto. Their hockey team stinks, their most famous rapper just got absolutely bodied - but at least average rent is $10000
rooting for Kendrick. I think he can humiliate Drake to the point where Toronto real estate has a massive drop off in property value and rent stabilizes
I got Kendrick notifications on like he’s Woj
Over a decade of the purest, most refined hatred, fermenting in the cool darkness like an aged wine. Preserved for the day of reckoning. Now we taste.
Somebody tell Pusha I feel the same way.
I appreciate Kendrick Lamar for showing us that sometimes being a hater ain’t jealousy, it’s just a very strong disdain for lame ass shit especially when it’s been pedestaled over authenticity.
Meet the grahams
Drake's dad thinks the #MeToo movement wouldn't be necessary if women avoided putting themselves in potentially dangerous situations!!
Kendrick need to get all Drake haters in the booth for one track like We Are The World
Nah Kendrick diss really does go with everything 😭
Drake fans put Drake in deeper water by complaining that Kendrick’s first three songs didn’t have any replay value. Now they have to listen to their favorite rapper get slandered in the club all summer long.
"Always rappin' like you 'bout to get the slaves freed." — Drake yesterday "Once upon a time, all of us was in chains/ Homie still doubled down, calling us some slaves." — Kendrick Lamar today
"you're trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor" is easily one of the funniest fucking lines I have ever heard in a diss track in my entire goddamn life
Not Like Us youtu.be/T6eK-2OQtew
Mostly jealous of how well Kendrick can write on a deadline
I don't think there's a more perfect marriage of a media clip and the contents of this rap beef than this.
drake linking with his ghostwriters like
this bar might be even better it just forced drake to delete an ig post 💀
“Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A-minor” has got to be one of the best one liners of any of these tracks so far I’m crying 😭
Bruh! I'm done!!!! 🤯🤯
Kendrick went from To Pimp a Butterfly to To Catch a Predator 😂😂😂😂
May 5
One of the earliest diss track’s was by the guy in 101 Dalmatians who didn’t like his wife’s friend so much that when she came to visit he went into the attic and wrote a song about what a piece of shit she is
A literary feud involving two men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham is giving 19th century.
Alanis sold 33 million records writing a diss track about the “Cut it out” guy from Full House
So many Fleetwood Mac songs are just Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham fighting one another
Ambient artists beef by dropping increasingly hostile soundscapes
With the sudden defeat of Drake I think we can finally confirm that after 8 long years, the year 2016 has finally come to an end
and ppl not even on they phone this shit got mfs dancing again like 2010 . its over
New York club turns up as the DJ plays Kendrick Lamar’s latest Drake diss song 'Not Like Us'.
kendrick made b nasty turn the hose off, this shit is different
If at any point in your life you have to say “I expected you to compare me to Jeffrey Epstein,” then you should immediately reflect on the choices you made to get to that juncture.
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allegations fake or real, getting drake to say any of this is so fucking funny man
"i never looked twice at no teenager" ok drake
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drake said
Drake said you better b sharp... b sharp is literally just C ... and what is the relative minor key for C major? A MINOOOORRRRRRRRR
Kendrick Lamar named honorary Boston Bruin for ability to destroy Torontonians #NewsInPhoto
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I feel like people who aren’t on twitter are missing just how much Drake’s tracks have just been him repeating Twitter talking points from his fans that have already been debunked on the timeline. That’s adding to why nothing he says about Kendrick seems even a little true
That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂
underrated part of this: metro might be madder than kendrick lololol.
Drake and Kendrick engineers ain’t seen they family in weeks
every Cybertruck owner talks like they're in an abusive relationship with their car
Yes Apple, I know my screen time is up 11% this week. Read the room!!
Incredible historical document here: Blinken says Israel’s PR is failing because social media allows people a direct look at what’s happening, shorn of the ability to mediate it, and it lands with emotional resonance. Romney then says yes, that’s why we moved to ban TikTok
“Why has the PR been so awful?… typically the Israelis are good at PR—what’s happened here, how have they and we been so ineffective at communicating the realities and our POV?… some wonder why there was such overwhelming support for us to shut down potentially TikTok.”
spent like 3 years calling them deep state fascist pedophiles lmao
Gina Carano says she’s still willing to return to the ‘STAR WARS’ franchise. (Via: screenrant.com/star-wars-gina…)
😂😂😂😂😭😭 tf lol
May 6
The left is once again trying to spin my book, “Dogs I’ve Murdered and Other Dogs I Plan To Murder” into something negative.
Brennan to Noem: "At the very end of the book, you say the very first thing you'd do if you got to the White House is you'd make sure Biden's dog is nowhere on the grounds. 'Commander, say hello to cricket.'" Noem responds by suggesting Commander should be put down
This video is definitive proof that “dudes rock” is a gender neutral phrase.
Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell
older, I think, than anyone on this planet
Rita Ora says she is wearing beads that "age back to the first and second century BC." She then notes that this means those beads are "older, I think, than anyone on this planet," which does seem likely.
pls take care of y’all selves bc we got a whole bunch of dumb btches going into nursing
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Y’all let Macklemore drop a song like this before you.
Brown people abandoning Drake is how you know it's real. Sadly one of his biggest and most vocal constituencies.
Drake is getting dissed in Indian Classical Dance I’m SCREAMING.
TNT plays ‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar
Nah okes, Drake is getting cooked 😭 The beef has crossed genres 😭😭😭what is this even called, a distrumental solo 😭??? BBL Drizzy is uniting the world😭
Y’all ain’t ready for my blistering diss track about beloved writer and historian Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Drake Reveals That He Was Only Being Creepy To Girls For 15 Years To Bait Kendrick Into Talking About It thehardtimes.net/music/rap/drak…
Drake asked Kendrick for proof & now content creators are submitting them. This looks baaaaad!
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How you fuck up misunderstanding the message of a song so much that everyone goes back and re-listens to it😭
.@kendricklamar's 'Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers' re-enters this week's Billboard 200.
Mother I Sober was about generational black trauma. Kendrick talks about victims of sexual abuse like his mother. Drake: HAH, YOU GOT MOLESTED. HAH, YOU ARE TRYING TO FREE THE SLAVES
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“Ben Simmons is playing no games” is top-tier copy
Ben Simmons is playing no games. An early contender for best-dressed man at the 2024 #MetGala
May 7
Still one of the best tweets ever.
I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of
Nah something is telling me this mf needs an inspection and not fully up to code.
The crowd at Gunna’s concert had the balcony shaking when he performed “F*kumean”. pic.x.com/qQTlOxwwCR
Transport oxygen from the lungs to the rest of the body
crip walking is sexy as fuck what do bloods do
Drake mentioned Kendrick wife and then Dot said “hey we don’t have to get personal” and then drake doubled down .. why is Kendrick being painted as the bad guy?
Push Ups: Mentions kendrick wife name euphoria: you sure you wanna do this bro? 6:16: you sureeeeeeeee you wanna do this fam? Family Matters: ya manager dave free fucked ya wife raw and the child not yours And wonder why Kendrick took it to the earths core
Kendrick really didn’t want to do this to Drake. I don’t think he was going to go the pedo route he kept telling Drake let’s keep it surface level. I don’t think Meet the Grahams or Not like us drop if family matters doesn’t drop. He was just gonna out rap Drake
Can we bring it back to 2018 when Drake congratulated Kendrick for outselling him and Kendrick replied with a verse on the Black Panther album that said "Don't Congratulate Me - I Don't Like You" 😭
"Story Of Adidon" by Pusha T on the "Meet The Grahams" beat 😱 x.com/truey404/statu…
“freaky ass nigga” “69 Gawd” “what is it the braids!?” “A Minoooooor” “WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP” “Croadie” “if not im YNW Melly” “Don’t tell no lies bout me, and I won’t tell truths bout you” the caption material alone will go down in history
Lmaooo ain't no way bro, he called Drake a what?! 🤣
The change up was legendary 😂😂😂
this line aged like milk
.@kendricklamar's "Not Like Us" breaks the all-time record for biggest single day streams of a hip-hop song in US Spotify history, passing @Drake and @lilbaby4PF's "Girls Want Girls" (6.593 million).
We ain’t see tweets like this for a week. Please Kendrick respond
Y'all cool with your girl making more money than yall? Ladies yall cool with making more money than your man?
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Jobless behavior
Tiffany Haddish says she created a fake social media account to go after her critics by threatening to reveal personal details: “I’ve learned how to find people’s information – like I pull up the credit report, police records. You can do that for $1.99. Sometimes, I get so mad
Babes, I’m a Canadian TV writer. Any script I have written that’s not a lighthearted private detective show is never getting made.
Inshallah Macklemore will discover a very good deal at any thrift shop he visits
Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall. pic.x.com/FPpYsBssqB
i really love Macklemore’s Hind’s Hall💯—but let’s not forget it was a Black rapper named Redveil who was the 1st artist to name all children killed in Gaza, call for a ceasefire & say “Free Palestine!” during a live concert he was 19 & it was nov 12th
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Lmfao this man is the worst man on the planet and he has a chance to be president again. Begging a comet to wipe us all out.
Trump Will Reportedly Miss His Son's Graduation for Fundraiser: Judge Merchan canceled court proceedings on May 17 so Donald Trump could attend his son Barron's graduation, but Trump is attending a GOP fundraiser that day lamag.com/news-and-polit…
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Dude y’all are banning books from libraries and trying to get the government to track women’s periods. Whatever you’ve IMAGINED Sharia law to be… it’s you.
Roy: I have some strong concerns about Sharia law and whether that'll be forced on the American people.
The IRA have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Christ, it’s a PS2, not a horse-drawn carriage.
Were you old enough to see one of these in real life?
No the fuck we aren’t
So Battle Rappers are saying Drake won.
Kendrick: Drake your fans are not slow Drake's fan: we're dumb as fuck actually
May 8
a pay wall inside of a subscription based streaming service is absolutely crazy
Y’all are SO ever unserious with this @netflix. Why can’t the $7 plan folks watch The Equalizer without upgrading our plan ????????????
Hahahahahahahahahaha they destroyed the entire industry just to have to restart cable from scratch.
Disney and Warner Bros will team up to start a new streaming bundle that includes Disney+, Hulu and Max. Arriving this Summer in the U.S.
We get it man
Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl
omg I’m yelling
Look in the mirror babe
Apple has unintentionally made one of the most fitting and revealing advertisements of the modern era. My god. This horror perfectly encapsulates the feeling of life as the powerful wreak escalatingly careless and clueless destruction.
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
the way Apple Music lyrics mimics Kendrick Lamar’s A-Minor line in Not Like Us is so cool
me in my head every 15 minutes: “Certified Lover Boy? Certified Pedophiles” “WOP WOP WOP WOP” “Tryna strike a cord and it’s probably A minorrrrrrr”
God Almighty. Not in the man's native land.
Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us' has reached #1 on Toronto's Apple Music Charts 🔥🇨🇦
Freaky ass virus, it’s a 69 God
A new corona virus variant called “FLiRT” is reportedly on rise in the US.
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They played ‘Halftime’ in court today, Thug looking at his lawyer like “you hear this flow?”😂😂
A+ reaction
Luka Doncic wants the ball, OKC Thunder fan throws it away 😭 #NBAPlayoffs #nba
Now that’s a major league pitcher
Guardians tie it on a David Fry homer. I don’t thing Tigers pitcher Andrew Chafin could believe it.
Steve Albini.
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Here is the final paragraph of a letter to the editor that Steve Albini wrote to the Chicago Reader in 1994. It was directed towards a critic who wrote a year-end recap. King.
My favorite tributes to Steve Albini so far come from bands that were like "yeah he hated us but we will miss him."
Good night, sweet Prince. 👑
yes there is a Steve Albini interview with Anthony Bourdain. I could only find a shitty Tiktok rip, but worth it to see Bourdain giggle at Albini saying “jagoff”
These were so close to being his actual last words. We didn’t deserve him.
Plot twist: He actually did need the Ivermectin
"Hey babe did you hear RFK Jr. has brain worms?" "Sure everybody knows that" "No I mean literal brain worms"
They call me Dr Worm Good morning how are you, I’m Dr Worm I live in RFK
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*calmly explaining why i’m actually not a dumb idiot* a worm ate my brains
“The worm that ate part of my brain will not affect my ability to serve as president” is the kind of dynamic campaign slogan that’s gonna seal the deal for ol’ Brainworm Bobby!
RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president. vntyfr.com/K7PMNab
RFK Jr. saying he has a worm in his brain is kind of fun because it’s as close as we can get to a bottle of tequila running for president.
it's so wild that you can say "the guy running for president who's suffering from major cognitive impairment" and it doesn't narrow down who you're talking abt even a little bit
RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president. vntyfr.com/K7PMNab
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“Leave Barron alone! He’s only 18!” - the people who want to force 12-year-olds to give birth to their rapists’ babies.
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Mustard on the beat hoe
Can someone explain what actually happened here?
Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
