HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈👩❤️💋👩
still makes me laugh
algebra, coffee, astrolabe, Damascus steel, gristmills and sugarmills, tin-glazing, chemical synthesis, chess theory, cryptanalysis, hard soap, kerosene lamps, sodas (and flavored syrups for same), syringes, literally the number system you use,
Name a single thing Muslims invented.
I see myself in this video and I don't like it. 😭
Everybody tired of working.
Zoologists believe foxes are currently trying to become domesticated. They’re taking on cat/dog like behaviors hoping humans will take on the burden of feeding and caring for them because they’re tired of the wild.
this is what André 3000 be talking about at a certain age what do you even have to rap about.
🚨NEW EMINEM🚨 Eminem drops the first official single “Houdini” from his upcoming album “The Death Of Slim Shady” alongside a music video with cameos from other Shady artists, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg Does this track make you excited for the album dropping this June?
me when i post on Insta and have to take it down because it only got 10 likes
Jennifer Lopez has cancelled her tour ‘This Is Me... Live’ to “spend time with her children, family and close friends.”
girl the virus
Corporations on June 1st
June 1
Happy pride
This might be horrifically controversial. But idk why they're actually allowed to this it makes the straight community look like a hypersexualised group of freaks
at minimum 15 9/11s every month if they existed
Why the fuck do we not have flying cars yet
Proposal: we make all men's shirts like this until they give us pockets.
Hackers be doing everything but hacking that fucking Equifax building and clearing everybody credit.
Ticketmaster has been hit by a cyber attack which has allegedly compromised the data of 560 MILLION customers (names, numbers, card details, etc) Hackers are reportedly demanding $500,000 in exchange for keeping the stolen data sealed or are offering to sell it on the dark web.
if you think she overcharged u deserve to be politically exiled
This private chef charged a couple $350 for a private dinner. She paid $121.67 for groceries. Her profit was about $228. Did she undercharge or overcharge?
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when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of
I’m begging y’all to stop complaining about the physicality of the WNBA, if you wanna watch a soft league watch the NBA
They were so good
Shoutout to Google Docs for casually being homophobic
June 2
Ngl lost it at this. (Sound needed)
Happy Pride 🥰🥰🥰
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LET THE APOLOGIES BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT
Man who went viral for driving on a suspended license was actually a victim of a clerical error and his suspension should've been lifted 2 years ago
Wrong Cardinals. This is the baseball one, not the Catholic one.
I hope you lose every game pedophiles!
Before marrying there should be a compatibility test with questions such as: “Do you believe that little pocket in the car door is for garbage yes or no?”
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I was accused of playing "killing yourself music" at the party yesterday
A few squiggly lines telling us unequivocally that our civilization is finished.
I AM SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I wish I could like this post a hundred times.
Tired of watching photos and videos from Gaza? Well I am tired of taking these photos and videos.
some of your moms WHAT
June 3
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Her?
Who's the one woman LGBTQ icon?
just discovered how americans pronounce niche, need a moment
You guys. The newly elected President of Mexico is a Jewish woman, but there's a group of right wing crazies on here saying she's not Jewish because she thanked Jesus in her remarks. YOU GUYS! JESÚS. IS. HER. HUSBAND! I can't stop laughing...
lololol omg
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic bit.ly/3xbPsHA
he can literally buy another bottle at any grocery store for like 4 dollars
Alex Jones BREAKS INTO TEARS after being forced to sell his ranch to pay legal bills
spotted last night in williamsburg
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a seemingly innocent mixup that allowed him to plant a thumbprint scanner on the door handle
Tom Cruise almost jumps in Rishi Sunak's car while out in Wandsworth, London
Instagram needs to understand I don’t give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.
i dont think that selecting "remember this computer" has ever done anything even once in the history of computing
Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ will begin streaming on MGM+ on July 29th.
the dream
Her testimony this sunday at the church is gonna be one for the books
74-year-old woman pronounced dead in hospice care found breathing at funeral home 7ny.tv/3x561VN
Average Javier Milei moment
Inflation rate: 🇦🇷 Argentina: 289% 🇹🇷 Turkey: 69.8% 🇷🇺 Russia: 7.8% 🇿🇦 South Africa: 5.2% 🇮🇳 India: 4.83% 🇲🇽 Mexico: 4.65% 🇧🇷 Brazil: 3.69% 🇦🇺 Australia: 3.6% 🇪🇸 Spain: 3.6% 🇺🇸 US: 3.4% 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 3% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 2.9% 🇨🇦 Canada: 2.7% 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 2.7% 🇸🇬 Singapore: 2.7%
This is the weirdest thing I've ever typed, but I have had a treadmill for four years and TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE IT TALKED.
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Instead of “Take Your Child To Work Day” there should be a “Take Your Therapist To Work Day” so they can see exactly what you’ve been talking about
you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.
It’s illegal to sell a puppy within 8 weeks of birth because it’s deemed cruel to separate it from its mother but corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.
June 4
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Fun reminder time :)
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Friend, at my first Pride: are you disappointed? Me, dressed as a lion: no it's fine
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watching UHF with some friends. god tier film
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i don’t gossip at work i circle back for important new interpersonal developments regarding workplace associates
This isn’t a very good use of the hashtag feature
This peanut lady's been here since Vets stadium days, right? #whoremembers
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Conservative idiot of the day wants his Stanley Cup playoffs for free on the public broadcaster (CBC). The CBC, which all conservatives claim they don't watch, lost the license to broadcast NHL games live under Harper. This guy is running for office.
Is it time to defund the CBC!? Of Course they decided not to air the Edmonton Oilers as Canada’s team won the Western Conference Finals! They even decided to air the Panthers/Rangers game the other day. You can bet if the favorite team of the Laurentian elites, the Toronto
Probably not the best way to reply to this
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i suspect the root of this is what it almost always is: a landlords raising rents apocalypse
A "Restaurant Apocalypse" Is Starting To Sweep Across America, And That Is Really Bad News For The U.S. Economy zerohedge.com/personal-finan…
White people will name their dog Bradley and have 2 kids named Rocket and Buddy
would you answer?
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Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate this week. Just before the fight, Dahmer threatened, "Hey don't mess with me, pal. I used to eat guys like you for breakfast."
Drake, Ice Spice, and More Up for Kids' Choice Awards This Year complex.com/music/a/tracew…
not calling a basquiat painting tumblr 😭😭
tumblr ass cover why is this album so good
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James Corden entertains holidaymakers during flight fiasco independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
June 5
i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.
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Soft launching death is insane.
Kate Middleton ‘may never come back’ to her previous royal role after cancer treatment: report trib.al/2As2sMN
“Not Like Us” live in a stadium on a Black national holiday might start this whole thing over 😂😂😂
KENDRICK LAMAR THE POP OUT KEN & FRIENDS CONCERT 🏟️ LOS ANGELES 🇺🇸 🚨JUNE 19TH🚨
wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
My parents are doing 2 completely different languages on duolingo in the same room at the same time with no headphones
mistyped "Sure thing!" as "Sure ting!" on a work email just now
The first person to wear a jersey to a game must have blown people’s minds. He was probably signing autographs in the stands
Not one jersey in that crowd.
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I miss this day and I wasn’t even there😔🤣
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who the United States is rooting for in the NBA Finals
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June 6
Incredible bit to introduce a new character like he might become a series regular and then immediately run him over with a lawnmower.
mad men is so fucking funny man
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I can't top this.
The Onion has nothing on this.
We will always remember the heroes who fought and died for our freedom. #DDay80
i'm dying
Scott Disick was eating an entire bag of Hawaiian rolls, drinking 20 ginger ales a day before taking weight-loss drugs trib.al/pCkp5H6
Wizard of Oz ass scandal
Hey. Remember when the Mayor of Toronto did that?
WARMINGTON: Parents outraged as woman smokes crack, injects drugs in front of school torontosun.com/news/local-new…
