March 7
I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.
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One man... immune to information. PANDUMBIC
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March 11
Lmfao it’s all fake. The government can just do Medicare for all if they wanted to. They just hate you and want you to die.
I'm pleased to report that at President @realDonaldTrump's request, all the insurance companies at the @WhiteHouse today agreed to waive all copays on coronavirus testing and extend coverage for coronavirus treatment in all of their benefit plans.
Two days ago, Rudy Gobert joked about giving everyone coronavirus. Now he's tested positive, and the NBA cancelled its season. Keep your hands to yourself.
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alanis morissette: i want you to know that i'm happy for you ex boyfriend: aww :) alanis morissette: i wish nothing but the best for you both ex boyfriend: thank you, it’s good that you’re taking it so wel- alanis morissette: *deep breath*
Mark Cuban said this like a movie. It was literally a scene in Space Jam.
I don’t think a video could define our generation better than this kid making a tiktok while being tested for corona
My ten year old is not having it.
It has been years and I keep thinking about why they didn't just edit this out lol
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First Coachella is cancelled and now Thanksgiving smh
JUST IN: First coronavirus case in Turkey
My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone
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March 12
I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Not to be alarmist but if Kevin Bacon tests positive we’re all fucked. #COVD19
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1918: Toronto wins its first Stanley Cup 1919: Stanley Cup cancelled 1992-93: Toronto wins its first World Series 1994: World Series cancelled 2019: Toronto wins its first NBA Championship 2020: NBA Championship potentially cancelled The fuck did Toronto do?
Things Covid has proven: 1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely 2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to. 3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury 4. Universal healthcare is necessary
March 13
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We are quite literally not being tested
“When America is tested, America rises to the occasion.” -@realDonaldTrump
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