The latest addition to the list of cancelled artists you only listen to at karaoke is Carrie Underwood, who will perform at Donald Trump's inauguration for some reason.
The Hollywood Reporter confirmed the move in career suicide, reporting that she'll sing "America the Beautiful" at the January 20 ceremony.
Though some fans online are acting shocked, this is very much in line for a famously apolitical singer, who once told The Guardian of her political beliefs, "Everybody tries to sum everything up and put a bow on it, like it's black and white." Where are the Chicks when we need them?
No one else who matters is booked to perform, and if Trump's last inauguration is any indication, it's looking like Underwood — who is somehow still coasting on a game show win from 20 years ago — may be the headlining artist. We wonder how it feels to be among the likes of *checks notes* 3 Doors Down.