This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: November 3, 2023
October 28
Nate Bargatze's monologue! pic.twitter.com/L3Xzr5t253
— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) October 29, 2023
watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people's hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences https://t.co/SUVkoVPiDa
— dollar store kirk hammett (@olivesagan) October 29, 2023
white americans act like they don't understand armed resistance but celebrate 4th of July…they understand it perfectly well they just don't tolerate it from anyone else
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) October 28, 2023
you gotta think this strategy of saying that thousands and thousands of normal people, out with their neighbors and their kids, are big fans of terrorism is going to have diminishing returns https://t.co/LFVeH2Ea5H
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 28, 2023
The current disconnect between Western governments and their people is insane https://t.co/rApQXAFLce
— Shiv Ramdas Official Boye Mafia Spokesman (@nameshiv) October 28, 2023
Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term. pic.twitter.com/Hvel5FUzsn
— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) October 28, 2023
Every time you shake a tree in Trumpville,... another sexual predator falls out. https://t.co/qCZ5KXeGiC
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) October 29, 2023
Hey man do you like my costume? You only need photographic memories of every movie scene you've ever watched to get it
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) October 28, 2023
Right now, a white person is planning a costume for tonight that's going to ruin their whole future. 💀😂🤷🏻♂️
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) October 28, 2023
this might be my favorite community note https://t.co/Ky0VMnYQAL
— baber (@bakerbakerbaker) October 28, 2023
David Byrne dog destroyed the competition pic.twitter.com/kAfeJjcln2
— Padishah Emperor TokyoDilf IV (@TokyoDilf) October 28, 2023
Netflix: The new David Fincher film is in cinemas everywhere except near you, please watch it on your tablet in two weeks while you're doing laundry.
— Season of the Mitch (@fleMitchfilm) October 28, 2023
Apple: If you put an intermission in Martin Scorsese's new film, we will fucking sue you.
keep going @elonmusk, only 10% left to go big guy pic.twitter.com/zvYmkpjkIQ
— LeGate (e/acc) (@williamlegate) October 28, 2023
October 29
Former President Crazypants was once asked about his favorite authors of books.
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) October 30, 2023
It did not go well. pic.twitter.com/fggLgLpKB3
just watched the bbc news and it was like 'it'll be a tough week for both sides' and meanwhile this is the videos coming from Israel and the videos from gaza are just piles of dead bodies and ppl fleeing for safety https://t.co/LFuxj7oFvv
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) October 29, 2023
yeah dude asking for permission from the government that cut communications to them is so smart I can't think of a reason why they would say no pic.twitter.com/WQClk6Vc8i
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) October 29, 2023
Steph Curry making a mockery of Dillon Brooks pic.twitter.com/DVqjyYRlSf
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 30, 2023
well the no intermission problem is real. just pissed myself watching killers of the flower moon. can't believe I have to just sit here in it for another three hours and fifteen minutes
— the turkey keeps the gravy (@limitlessjest) October 30, 2023
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