October 28
Nate Bargatze’s monologue!
watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences
Charli D'Amelio working as a cashier at Walmart in new video.
you gotta think this strategy of saying that thousands and thousands of normal people, out with their neighbors and their kids, are big fans of terrorism is going to have diminishing returns
This isn’t a pro-Palestinian rally in London now, it’s a pro-Hamas rally. Churchill is probably rolling in his grave.
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Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
Every time you shake a tree in Trumpville,... another sexual predator falls out.
[1/3] Meet pastor Ronnie Floyd of the Southern Baptist Convention, who prayed with Trump in the Oval Office. Now meet Floyd again in the independent investigation of hundreds of cases of sex abuse in the SBC released yesterday, leading the coverup.
Right now, a white person is planning a costume for tonight that's going to ruin their whole future. 💀😂🤷🏻♂️
this might be my favorite community note
PALESTINIAN BOY SHARES HIS BREAD WITH A DOG
David Byrne dog destroyed the competition
keep going @elonmusk, only 10% left to go big guy
October 29
Former President Crazypants was once asked about his favorite authors of books. It did not go well.
just watched the bbc news and it was like ‘it’ll be a tough week for both sides’ and meanwhile this is the videos coming from Israel and the videos from gaza are just piles of dead bodies and ppl fleeing for safety
🇵🇸🇮🇱 The Israeli army preparing for a ground invasion into Gaza.
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Steph Curry making a mockery of Dillon Brooks
when youre on national tv and make fun of joe biden for calling the hubble telescope the web telescope and are doubled over with how funny it is without realizing theres a very famous james webb telescope
if Joe Biden did this Hannity would anchor 24/7 special coverage on Fox that would last until election night 2024
Donald Trump booed after forgetting the name of the city he was speaking in
My son, my adopted son, we adopted as newlyweds, well, it was before-when I was 25, single, and he was 14, well, it wasn’t exactly adoption, I took “custody“ of him, when I was 25 and he was 14, not in photos? yes, my wife sells conversion therapy…
Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors bit.ly/3QCJCWH
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A spot-on bit for all my fellow nerds out there
October 31
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Dozens reported killed in explosion in northern Gaza refugee camp bbc.in/46No7YW
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if only we had a democracy of sorts
Tom Cruise should make a movie about war crimes next
Joe Biden Grew More Worried About AI After Watching 'Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning,' Says White House Deputy variety.com/2023/film/news…
fun’s over
Mitt Romney & his wife Ann as Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce.
when you get a new boyfriend & immediately teach him about trademark law, a topic on which you are an expert relatable tbh
Travis Kelce has filed 5 new trademarks: 1. TRAVIS KELCE 2. KILLATRAV 3. ALRIGHT NAH 4. FLIGHT 87 5. KELCE'S KRUNCH The filings claim that Taylor's boyfriend will use the trademarks to offer pins, posters, bobbleheads, clothing, and even a cereal. #TravisKelce #TaylorSwift
it’s a universal truth known since the Jackass days that wearing prosthetic old person makeup and skateboarding will always be funny
never forget tony hawk's larry david halloween fit
Let the playoffs go wrong and people gonna be using this
Where’s Paul doe? 👀🎃
Harden and Westbrook back together at the lowest time in their careers like two people who made a pact to get married if they were still single at 40
Virginia Foxx. Telling Black people to shut up since 1957.
I would disappear into the woods if Martin Luther King Jr’s daughter made a thread about how I am wrong and started the thread with just my first name … I would disappear.
🧵 Amy: Certainly, my father was against antisemitism, as am I. He also believed militarism (along with racism and poverty) to be among the interconnected Triple Evils. I am certain he would call for Israel’s bombing of Palestinians to cease, for hostages to be released…
November 1
Seen in New York City, U.S 🇺🇸
America said sorry we can’t give you clean water, we have genocides to fund
The Michigan attorney general’s office officially is ending its pursuit of criminal prosecutions over the Flint water crisis after seven years of no convictions The Flint prosecution team says the cases are now “closed” detroitnews.com/story/news/loc…
Apparently Cheetolini's drug store was out of his normal 'Tahitian Sunrise' basecoat, so he decided to go with the less popular 'Cow Shit' bronzer...
Had a conversation about the sun at a Flat Earth Convention and it almost broke us.
Look, everything aside, I am BEGGING white people to stop asking POC to *IMAGINE* being targeted with violence. We don’t need to imagine it, in fact we’ve been telling you that for centuries.
What a terrible way to wake up
ok it is time to shut down the amy schumer experiment
What a terrible way to wake up
November 2
enough is ENOUGH. i’m taking a stand
keep boycotting
Big news for McDonalds fans - they're slicing their prices down in November, meaning you can get a Big Mac or McNuggets for just 99p 😋 trib.al/G6K1GjR
Trolling Moms for Liberty during a book banning.
If you popped a balloon within 40ft of this group at least two of them would start crying
The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.
why twist yourselves in knots this way? just say what you mean: you are ok with children being killed and in fact encourage it. why create a hypothetical when what you want to happen is already happening with impunity? you also want us to watch it happen and agree with you?
If someone said "The person who killed your father and kidnapped your mother is hiding in a house that has six kids in it. You understand why we can't do anything, right?" You probably would not take that well.
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people have a lot of nerve talking shit about martin scorsese. have YOU ever made a scene in a film so powerful that everyone on earth thinks about it every single time they chop garlic
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 2, 2023
