You Can Now Buy Coldplay Coat Hangers for Some Reason

Bring them home (where they wanted to go)

BY Sydney BrasilPublished Nov 27, 2023

Happy Cyber Monday! While the entirety of the internet tries to sell you useless stuff you don't need, consider buying an absolute essential: Coldplay coat hangers.

That's right! As part of their holiday collection, everyone's favourite soft-rockers have ensured you can hang your washed-up clothes in style, and for roughly $34 plus tax, you can own five wooden hangers engraved with the band's logo.

At least it's cheaper than $10 million for bespoke stage pylons — in fact, perhaps a better piece of merch would be a Coldplay-branded bespoke stage pylon, or even a pair of hair clippers. Though both of those would require at least an ounce of self-awareness, which might be too much to ask.

If you're interested in the rest of Coldplay's holiday offerings, you could also snag a kid's holiday crewneck, an adult-sized T-shirt, some postcards or a 7" single of their 2009 track "Christmas Lights" on their website. We're sure your mom would love any of the above options!


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