There Are Now "Netflix and Chill" Condoms
Published Oct 08, 2015If you're at all current with your youthful lingo then you already know that "Netflix and chill" is a euphemism for sex. Now, just to ensure that those who participate in this particular practice do so safely, there's a new line of "Netflix and chill" condoms.
These condoms cost $12 US for a three-pack, and they come branded with the "Netflix and chill" logo you can see above. The website for the product just launched this week. These seem to be completely unofficial — they're made by a couple of people from Austin — so we're not too sure what Netflix thinks about its logo being used for sex paraphernalia.
And just in case you were in any doubt about whether these condoms are officially sanctioned by Netflix, get a load of this gloriously unprofessional product description:
I mean just look at this fkin condom m8, guaranteed if you whip one of these honeys out and you're actually at a netflix and chill outing with your partner, you're gonna get laid. With a functional 3D-printed steel frame and a built-in cable lock and lighting, the NF and Chill condom is the only condom you'll need to be a douchebag millenial.
Questionable product description or not, these prophylactics are extremely real and can be purchased here. (The product description also notes that Netflix subscriptions and sexual partners are not included.) If the phrase "Netflix and chill" previously seemed a bit too subtle, this should definitely help you get right to the nitty gritty.
Be sure to read Exclaim!'s roundup of the shows and movies that are coming to Netflix this month, just so you know what will be playing on the TV during your next chill sesh.