Kevin Smith Says He Would "Fucking Suck Dick" to Remake Disney's 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'

Kevin Smith Says He Would 'Fucking Suck Dick' to Remake Disney's 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
When he's not defending his daughter's honour online, nerd auteur Kevin Smith has been busying himself with reboots of late. He's got televised adaptations of Mallrats and Buckaroo Banzai in the works, and now he wants to take on a Disney classic.

On his podcast Fatman on Batman, Smith explained that he wanted to take on the 1971 Disney film (and unexpected stoner classic) Bedrooms and Broomsticks

Of course, he didn't just say "I would like to remake this film" like a normal person. Smith instead shared his desires in the most Kevin Smith way possible.

"Bedknobs and Broomsticks, that movie can be remade today, that movie can so fucking work today," he said. "In a world where Disney's like, Pete's Dragon and shit like that.... Hey! I will fucking suck dick Disney to make the remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks."

"That fuckin' movie has it all, dude. Fuckin' witches, battlin' Nazis with fuckin' ghosts in armor, kids, and a cartoon under the sea where they play fuckin' soccer," he added.

So there you have it — if Kevin Smith suddenly helms a remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, we can only assume he "pOwned" a Disney exec in one way or another.

Thanks to the A.V. Club for the tip.