Ho ho ho-ly shit, it's coming on Christmas! Whatever the holidays mean to you, besides an excuse to loop Joni Mitchell's "River" endlessly, there should (hopefully, mercifully) be some much-needed downtime in the upcoming month. Enter Paramount+ with a new slate of content to keep you entertained while you rest, recuperate and attempt to activate that hibernation gene that humans must simply not be using.
Rush's Geddy Lee has been saying an effin' lot amid the press cycle for his memoir My Effin' Life, and he'll continue to cover all the bas(s)es with his docuseries, Geddy Lee Asks: Are Bass Players Human Too? in which he travels to interview members of Nirvana, Metallica, Hole and Primus.
Should-have-been Sexiest Bald Man Alive Stanley Tucci is also making the rounds in Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, where the actor explores Italian cultures, cuisines and histories.
Directed by the uncompromising Ari Aster, Beau Is Afraid — one of the year's most fucked up blockbusters — also arrives on the streaming service in December for those looking for something more on the nightmare-before side of Christmas. Paramount+ original Finestkind finds Jenna Ortega caught in the middle of two bickering brothers reunited as commercial fishing circumstances force them into a deal with an organized crime syndicate.
There's all that and plenty more to veg out to when you're full of cheese and unsure what day it is this holiday season. See the full list of new arrivals below, and check out what's coming to Netflix, Prime Video and Disney.
December 1
Binged to Death
Heist 88
Mad Heidi
Swallowed
December 2
Thriller 40 (Paramount+ Original)
December 5
Geddy Lee Asks: Are Bass Players Human Too?
The Daily Show
Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff
Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
David Spade: My Fake Problems
Ex on the Beach US S1–6
Jo Koy: Lights Out
John Mulaney: New in Town
Nikki Glaser: Perfect
Paw Patrol S3, 9 and 10
Pete Davidson: SMD
Pete Holmes: Nice Try, the Devil
Spongebob Squarepants, new episode block
December 7
Los Enviados (Paramount+ Original)
December 8
Baby Shark's Big Movie (Paramount+ Original)
December 11
Criminal Minds S13–14
December 12
Bossy Bear, new episode block
Iqaluit
The Lady and the Legend
Parasite
The Guilt Trip
The Loud House, new episode block
There Will Be Blood
December 15
Beau Is Afraid
Finestkind
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders S1–2
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour S1
December 19
Monster High, new episode block (Paramount+ Original)
South Park 25th Anniversary Concert
The Expendables
The Expendables 2
The Expendables 3
Wildhood
December 21
Willie Nelson & Family
December 22
Aitamaako 'Tamisskapi Natosi: Before the Sun
Donald Macintyre's Killer Evidence
Linoleum
December 23
Young Dylan, new episode block
December 26
K19: The Widowmaker
Prospect
The Legend of Sarila
The Patrick Star Show, new episode block
The Switch
Dinner for Schmucks
December 28
MTV Cribs S18–19
December 29
On Sacred Ground
Where Is Baby Gabriel?
December 30
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy S1–2
Eva Longoria: Searching for Mexico S1
Rush's Geddy Lee has been saying an effin' lot amid the press cycle for his memoir My Effin' Life, and he'll continue to cover all the bas(s)es with his docuseries, Geddy Lee Asks: Are Bass Players Human Too? in which he travels to interview members of Nirvana, Metallica, Hole and Primus.
Should-have-been Sexiest Bald Man Alive Stanley Tucci is also making the rounds in Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, where the actor explores Italian cultures, cuisines and histories.
Directed by the uncompromising Ari Aster, Beau Is Afraid — one of the year's most fucked up blockbusters — also arrives on the streaming service in December for those looking for something more on the nightmare-before side of Christmas. Paramount+ original Finestkind finds Jenna Ortega caught in the middle of two bickering brothers reunited as commercial fishing circumstances force them into a deal with an organized crime syndicate.
There's all that and plenty more to veg out to when you're full of cheese and unsure what day it is this holiday season. See the full list of new arrivals below, and check out what's coming to Netflix, Prime Video and Disney.
December 1
Binged to Death
Heist 88
Mad Heidi
Swallowed
December 2
Thriller 40 (Paramount+ Original)
December 5
Geddy Lee Asks: Are Bass Players Human Too?
The Daily Show
Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff
Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
David Spade: My Fake Problems
Ex on the Beach US S1–6
Jo Koy: Lights Out
John Mulaney: New in Town
Nikki Glaser: Perfect
Paw Patrol S3, 9 and 10
Pete Davidson: SMD
Pete Holmes: Nice Try, the Devil
Spongebob Squarepants, new episode block
December 7
Los Enviados (Paramount+ Original)
December 8
Baby Shark's Big Movie (Paramount+ Original)
December 11
Criminal Minds S13–14
December 12
Bossy Bear, new episode block
Iqaluit
The Lady and the Legend
Parasite
The Guilt Trip
The Loud House, new episode block
There Will Be Blood
December 15
Beau Is Afraid
Finestkind
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders S1–2
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour S1
December 19
Monster High, new episode block (Paramount+ Original)
South Park 25th Anniversary Concert
The Expendables
The Expendables 2
The Expendables 3
Wildhood
December 21
Willie Nelson & Family
December 22
Aitamaako 'Tamisskapi Natosi: Before the Sun
Donald Macintyre's Killer Evidence
Linoleum
December 23
Young Dylan, new episode block
December 26
K19: The Widowmaker
Prospect
The Legend of Sarila
The Patrick Star Show, new episode block
The Switch
Dinner for Schmucks
December 28
MTV Cribs S18–19
December 29
On Sacred Ground
Where Is Baby Gabriel?
December 30
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy S1–2
Eva Longoria: Searching for Mexico S1
