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This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: May 12, 2023

BY Vish KhannaPublished May 12, 2023

A drumhead people mistake for a potato, tape for a burrito, the King Charles show, insane for this though, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

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Texas is 77% Christian. It has had 17 mass shootings in the last 10 years. Japan is 1% Christian. It has had 0 mass shootings in the last 10 years. Texas has 29.5 million citizens. Japan has 125.7 million citizens. It’s the guns. Don’t bring Jesus into this.

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CJ Pearson
@thecjpearson

America doesn’t have a gun problem. We have a heart problem. America doesn’t need gun control. It needs Jesus. My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Allen, Texas.

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I once knew a guy who got more women to sleep with him than you could imagine, despite being average looking, on the short side and usually broke, so I asked him his secret. He said "I just am really nice, but not like in a way that I want anything in return."

Liam Quigley
Liam Quigley
@_elkue

Pete Davidson just dropped off pizza from Spumoni Gardens for striking Writer’s Guild members in Greenpoint

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such a cruel fate, to have the gift of prophecy but only know how to communicate via playfully booping basketballs into trash cans. The corgi knows the horrors which await us but he cannot warn us. He can only boop

Action Network
Action Network
@ActionNetworkHQ

The TikTok corgi has now predicted all 4 games correctly in Lakers-Warriors… He has Golden State coming back from 3-1 down 👀 pic.x.com/nH2XQEtgyb

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It's funny to watch people in the replies shouting "It's because they went woke!" or "It's because the new Mandalorian season sucked!" and you drill down into the article and see it's mostly because they lost the rights to show professional cricket league games in India.

DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm

Disney+ has lost 4 million subscribers in Q2 2023.

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