This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 27, 2019

N 𝓪𝓹 E 𝔂𝓮𝓼

@NapEyes

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Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Youth

Seth

@sethdarby

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Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet

Paige Pettoruto

@Akiora

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My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing.

Gene Park

@GenePark

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Fans: “the new movie destroys Darth Vader’s legacy!!!” Darth Vader for the last 15 years: x.com/starwarstuff/s…

Complex Sports

@ComplexSports

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Whenever fans talk smack to the Raptors, they point to their ring finger 😂💍

Angela Bishop OAM

@AngelaBishop

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Christmas movie tip. If you watch Die Hard straight after Love Actually, Alan Rickman will be punished for what he did to Emma Thompson.

Sam Burns

@samburnz93

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My dad just called the singer of U2 Bonhomme.

November

@postoctobrist

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many people are mad at me for observing that because he works Christmas and all of his movements are tracked by the US government, Santa is Muslim

yedoye

@yedoye_

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it's crazy heroin has ravaged white america and they are not any better at jazz

oatmeal influencer

@acechhh

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i have received evidence that i believe will lead to the arrest and conviction of charles entertainment cheese

James

@JamesOstime

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I don't mean to be prurient, but they digitally edited out the bulge of Jason's Derulo while making Taylor weirdly buxom. Why chose tits over dick in what is otherwise the gayest thing man has ever made?