Baby Yoda drinks are fun, Dancing Darth had a good run, cute guy turns out to be a bum, mocking Geldof makes for fun and much more from this funny week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>December 21</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Youth <a href="https://t.co/37nrb0nUAH">pic.twitter.com/37nrb0nUAH</a></p>— N <span style="background:white;">𝓪𝓹</span><span style="background:white;"> E </span><span style="background:white;">𝔂𝓮𝓼</span><span style="background:white;"> (@NapEyes) <a href="https://twitter.com/NapEyes/status/1208586072529293312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2019</a></span></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">it's that time again where I remind everyone in lieu of sex ed in middle school I was forced to sign a real virginity card that doubled as a domino's pizza coupon <a href="https://t.co/GOBQfe2l2y">pic.twitter.com/GOBQfe2l2y</a></p>— Andrew (@AndrewBellinger) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndrewBellinger/status/1208479240255164417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 22</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">The person writing Spotify's song info blurbs has no patience for Bob Geldof's bullshit <a href="https://t.co/CebPOv3eab">pic.twitter.com/CebPOv3eab</a></p>— Joanna Mang (@JoannaMang) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoannaMang/status/1208764554064216065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients &amp; now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&amp;money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet</p>— seth darby 🌈 (@sethdarby) <a href="https://twitter.com/sethdarby/status/1208651287908237312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">ever see a picture on facebook and think you are having a stroke <a href="https://t.co/neMQKLm9Nf">pic.twitter.com/neMQKLm9Nf</a></p>— its amber (@adequateGF) <a href="https://twitter.com/adequateGF/status/1208853083121475585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 23</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing. <a href="https://t.co/ugi4TWU5AB">pic.twitter.com/ugi4TWU5AB</a></p>— Paige Pettoruto Hallmark Special (@Akiora) <a href="https://twitter.com/Akiora/status/1209284161669865473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Fans: "the new movie destroys Darth Vader's legacy!!!"<br><br>Darth Vader for the last 15 years: <a href="https://t.co/6LqaqeSkdS">pic.twitter.com/6LqaqeSkdS</a></p>— Park! The Herald Angels Sing! (@GenePark) <a href="https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1209268781471719424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 24</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Whenever fans talk smack to the Raptors, they point to their ring finger 😂💍 <a href="https://t.co/FCKW9d15wv">pic.twitter.com/FCKW9d15wv</a></p>— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/ComplexSports/status/1209510657063829504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Christmas movie tip. If you watch Die Hard straight after Love Actually, Alan Rickman will be punished for what he did to Emma Thompson.</p>— Angela Bishop (@AngelaBishop) <a href="https://twitter.com/AngelaBishop/status/1209454488685142017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Kevin Spacey, if I wanted a Christmas message from a pedophile I'd go to midnight mass</p>— David Spector (@spectordeforce) <a href="https://twitter.com/spectordeforce/status/1209547031372607489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 25</strong><br>
<span style="background:#E1E8ED;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">My dad just called the singer of U2 Bonhomme.</p>— Sam Burns (@samburnz93) <a href="https://twitter.com/samburnz93/status/1209946289376509952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">white ppl b like no not that fridge haha the fridge in the garage</p>— Donny Electric (@DonnyElectric) <a href="https://twitter.com/DonnyElectric/status/1209928587098374145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Albatrosses going with a strong lip AND a smoky eye so bold <a href="https://t.co/pmqIEGFfnj">https://t.co/pmqIEGFfnj</a></p>— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) <a href="https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/1209928343111397377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">many people are mad at me for observing that because he works Christmas and all of his movements are tracked by the US government, Santa is Muslim</p>— yennefer of vengabus (@AliceAvizandum) <a href="https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1209898824510124032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">it's crazy heroin has ravaged white america and they are not any better at jazz</p>— tiddy kong 🇳🇬 (@ProfessorDoye) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProfessorDoye/status/1209916610871472129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 26</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">i have received evidence that i believe will lead to the arrest and conviction of charles entertainment cheese</p>— goth mothra (@acechhh) <a href="https://twitter.com/acechhh/status/1210249778304552960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">Me, halfway through every crime procedural and all through life:<br>Oh no the cute guy's bad</p>— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) <a href="https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/1210388236909993984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span><br>
<strong>December 27</strong><br>
<span style="background:white;"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p dir="ltr" lang="en">I don't mean to be prurient, but they digitally edited out the bulge of Jason's Derulo while making Taylor weirdly buxom. Why chose tits over dick in what is otherwise the gayest thing man has ever made?</p>— James Ostime (@JamesOstime) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesOstime/status/1210611629278150656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2019</a></blockquote> <script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></span>

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