November 24
Buckle up. -Everything is too loud. -Bring back light & color to TV &films. -I’m over the QR code menus. -Why do I have to have an app for Everything? -Bring back 22 episodes & 10 seasons of shows. -Bring back keeping movies in theaters for 3 months.
Time to tap the meme:
BREAKING: The Pentagon is moving toward letting AI weapons autonomously decide to kill humans, per BI.
I would've crop dusted him as loud as possible
Man Precious is SO funny 😭
Iconic, honestly.
watch me get hit by a bus
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This is really highly offensive to me
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Jeremy allen white hosting snl and they do a skit where he is willy wonka and runs the chocolate factory like the bear
what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — Ex-police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted of killing George Floyd, has been stabbed in federal prison, AP source says.
Me: Cool Lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you Cool Lizard:
November 25
I want a slice of the FBI cake from silence of the lambs
This is like blasting microwave radiation directly at your grandmas head
The news quad box is nuts
Three bites into the turkey and you ask grandpa when Trump’s going to prison x.com/LoneStarLeft/s…
[huge plate of deep-fried food] Americans could never
The American mind can’t comprehend this.
I’m no consumer rights lawyer but this seems illegal
remember when microsoft trained an ai on twitter and before the day was over it started saying slurs
I'll bet Jolene doesn't look this good at 77.
Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…
Line Of The Year
“you think you’re so great because you have BOATS!” in Napoleon got probably the biggest laugh from a theater i’ve been in all year
November 26
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Stavros exists so that every incel has to learn that not getting laid is literally just a skill issue
my spam bots are getting more experimental
This edit 🔥
you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to
Jennifer Lopez is far more beautiful than her !
I don’t think any of you know what “unhinged” “chaotic” “out of control” or phrases of that nature mean whatsoever
the closer we get to rep tv announcement the more unhinged taylor gets…we should be terrified pic.x.com/r5ZXG8d0aM
The blackface x headdress a multiplier
this chiefs fan is totally having a normal one
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Current Canadian journalism: "It's unfortunate that Pierre Poilievre lies all the time. If only there were some way that we, as journalists, could call him out for that and hold him accountable."
The Premier of Saskatchewan, ladies and gentlemen
November 27
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Their best 💙
Do you know what most of your friends do for work?
nathan fielder pointing out someone filming his entire panel and then harassing the camera man with questions he won’t answer is so funny 😭😭
Jordan Poole is like Wembanyama in that any given night he does something we've never seen in the history of the game
Jordan Poole is something else man
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Once upon a time, there was a science called epidemiology. It had a friend called public health. They teamed up to usher in an unprecedented era of improving health outcomes and lengthening lifespans. Then humanity said "Ah fuck it. We can't be bothered with this." The End
Life expectancy drops for a third year in a row C19 is the third leading cause of death, behind heart disease and cancer, ahead of accidents/trauma. Mortality overall is up 13% across all age groups compared to 2019, and increasing every year This should be a huge scandal!
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November 28
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as you explore WHAT
bob wired bats
This girl have bob wired bats for sale 🤣
Me when i’m on the western front
It’s quiet
Jay-Z rapping on Monster:
Skin walkers.... cannibals... aliens... the ocean... space... different dimensions... evil... reptiles people... beyond Antarctica... butterfly effect... Mandela effect... Time loops... reincarnation... religions prespectives... heritage... image of God... magic...…
Could have something to do with his connections to the mob
If Tony Soprano was whacked at the end… what are the reasons why?
If I am ever murdered please do not react to it with images from SpongeBob
Matt Rife: if you were offended by my special you need a SPECIAL NEEDS HELMET 🤪🤪🤪 Also Matt Rife: if you joke about my jawline I will sue you
if more podcast hosts were a little mean to their famous guests it would honestly solve a lot of problems
crying over Matt Rife on Tana’s podcast looking like an idiot
When I finally understand the in-season tournament rules
Something something a $6000 hotel room.
Carter: Secretary Clinton and Dr. Biden, we also welcome your lovely husbands
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I will never recover from this student email.
The children yearn for DVD Extras, Commentary tracks, and interactive menus where there's a secret button on the menu screen
Universal is “working to replenish” stock after the 4K UHD copies of ‘OPPENHEIMER’ sold out almost instantly.
November 29
why don't any of the trad accounts on here post stuff like this
The legend Weird Al criticizing what Spotify pays artists in the video he made FOR Spotify. 🐐🐐🐐
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Kissinger called SNL once late on a Friday night looking for tix for his son. The Stones were playing that week. I told him that if it hadn’t been for the Xmas bombing, he’d have the tickets.
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RIP Henry Kissinger
re: Kissinger
??? what did she mean by this
Anthony Bourdain on what he would do to Henry Kissinger, and why he despised him so much
Every centrist politician issuing statements in the next 24 hours
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November 30
My reaction to hearing about Shane MacGowan's death was the same as my reaction to Lemmy's, which was, how the f**k did he make it past 60? Glad he did though. I life very well lived. Here's a fabulous anecdote about the great man from Kiefer Sutherland. Worth a watch.
once again i have seen a trend https://t.co/p2wMqeSEWf pic.twitter.com/Im9eZlpLP9
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) December 1, 2023
I've never seen an alleged human struggle this much to perform the act of smiling like DeSantis.
DeSantis becomes the first candidate to trail both the frontrunner and the frontrunner's son's fiancée's ex-husband.
This wasn’t a smart decision to agree to this debate for DeSantis
Wow DeSantis is losing badly
One of my comedy heroes
Kim Kardashian sells rights to comedy film she'll star in to Netflix
The fall of Dave Chappelle is complete:
put it in the community note hall of fame
Iconic Napalm Rights Advocate Dead At 100 bit.ly/3uwPyYI
what's the best email you've ever received? i'll go first
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns. trib.al/G2R56TS
