Gwyneth Paltrow
Punk Band Release Vinyl That Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina
PUBLISHED May 26, 2025
It goes without saying that the year 2020 was traumatizing for a number of reasons, so you can be forgiven for managing to forget that it...
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Fuck with Dill or Bill (Clinton), Finds Heteros "So Funny" on 'Hot Ones'
PUBLISHED Mar 21, 2024
Gwyneth Paltrow was admittedly already full of regret for even agreeing to sit down with 'Hot Ones' host (and Nardwuar devotee) Sean Evans...
Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Collision Trial Adapted into a Musical
PUBLISHED Nov 15, 2023
It's officially a canon event: vagina candle-peddler and occasional actor Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous ski collision lawsuit is becoming a mu...
Gwyneth Paltrow Blames "the Media" for Failure of "Punk Rock" Vagina Candle
PUBLISHED Aug 31, 2023
Gwyneth Paltrow has blamed "the media" and its "clickbaity" articles for the failure of goop's vagina-scented candle (a candle that, incide...
Gwyneth Paltrow Wins Ski Collision Lawsuit
PUBLISHED Mar 31, 2023
Gwyneth Paltrow was found not responsible for a 2016 ski accident that allegedly left a man with four broken ribs, a concussion and permane...
Chris Martin Eats One Meal a Day to Be Like Bruce Springsteen
PUBLISHED Mar 23, 2023
In the very same week that his ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow has come under fire for her very Goop-ified eating habits, Coldplay's Chris Martin h...
Someone Is Suing Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop over Those Exploding "Vagina" Candles
PUBLISHED May 18, 2021
If you thought you'd heard the last of Gwyneth Paltrow's "Vagina" candles, we're sad to say you're sorely mistaken. The wellness guru's Goo...
Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Went "Totally Off the Rails" by Eating Bread During Quarantine
PUBLISHED May 10, 2021
The internet needs Gwyneth Paltrow. Whether it's her exploding vagina candle, her ambivalence toward acting or her trashy yet watchable Net...
