Dakota Johnson
Don't Worry, Dakota Johnson Won't Make Another 'Madame Web'
PUBLISHED Mar 6, 2024
Now that Madame Web has hit theatres, Dakota Johnson's chaotically candid press run surrounding the movie makes sense....
Even Dakota Johnson Seems to Know 'Madame Web' Sucks
Directed by S.J. Clarkson
PUBLISHED Feb 14, 2024
Late last year, May December sparked a spirited online debate about the definition of stylistic camp. While Susan Sontag purists were quick...
Dakota Johnson Is Finding the Film Industry "Really Fucking Bleak" Lately
PUBLISHED Feb 7, 2024
The star of 'Madame Web' is weaving a worrying portrait of the film industry outside of the MCU...
Dakota Johnson and Justin Timberlake Were 50 Shades of Unfunny on 'SNL'
January 27, 2024
PUBLISHED Jan 28, 2024
Dakota Johnson's halting cadence created comedic tension in a slew of sketches that didn’t land so well (though most of the remotes...
Streaming Must-Sees (and Must-Skips) in July 2022
PUBLISHED Jul 22, 2022
First thing's first: The O.C. is finally streaming, with all four seasons having dropped on Prime Video in late June. If you haven't revisi...
It Is a Truth Universally Acknowledged That Netflix's 'Persuasion' Sucks
Directed by Carrie Cracknell
PUBLISHED Jul 14, 2022
Persuasion is a strong contender for the title of Jane Austen's Second-Best Book— a bittersweet novel steeped in wistful yearning, which wa...
Dakota Johnson Acknowledges That 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Was "Psychotic" and "So, So Weird"
PUBLISHED Jun 29, 2022
The Fifty Shades of Grey movies were awful: weirdly kink-shaming for a story about BDSM, scripts that weren't so much plots as they were si...
'Cha Cha Real Smooth' Dances to Its Own Beat
Directed by Cooper Raiff
PUBLISHED Jun 16, 2022
Cha Cha Real Smooth is named after a specific line from "Cha Cha Slide" by DJ Casper, a 2000 song that has become a staple at school dances...
