People Really Want Post Malone to Get a 'Queer Eye' Makeover
"They just think I'm ugly and smell"
Yes, Twitter is abuzz with appeals to get the Beerbongs & Bentleys rapper redone by the Fab 5, and now both Malone and Karamo Brown (the Fab 5's culture expert) are aware of the internet's strange request.
When is someone going to call @QueerEye on Post Malone— meme farmer (@NaniSchroeder) July 10, 2018
post malone for season three of queer eye— g (@vaItersin) July 14, 2018
In a since deleted tweet, @tsusnami reacted to the news of Season 3 by remarking: "first episode better be with post malone."
Sweet, naïve Karamo then replied to the initial tweet, asking what all the fuss was about.
Lol why does everyone want @PostMalone to be on the show. Did he request it?— Karamo Brown (@KaramoBrown) July 17, 2018
Posty himself then jumped in, explaining that "they just think I'm ugly and smell." He also shared his appreciation for the show so far and encouraged the Fab 5 to "keep crushing it."
no they just think I'm ugly and smell lol. love the show tho guys, keep crushing it— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) July 17, 2018
Malone also replied to the original tweet, and seemed to deny that he smells as bad as he looks like he does.
have u ever smelt me😑— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) July 17, 2018
Some of his fans beg to differ, though.
yes you smell like spoiled milk and weed i met you last week 🤢🤮— lucy 🇲🇽 🇫🇷 (@noisyzjm) July 17, 2018
yes i walked past you a few days ago and the dick cheese WHEEEW— micæla (@micaelaa415) July 17, 2018
yes 🤢— shay nigga wonhae AKA android police (@jiminisblack) July 18, 2018
hobi said u smell like burnt tires and asphalt— k. (@outrobusans) July 17, 2018
Here's hoping if Post Malone does end up on Queer Eye, it's not in Smell-O-Vision.