'Barbie' Left John Carpenter Clueless

"She says, 'I don't have a vagina,' and then at the end, 'I'm going to go to a gynecologist!' That's the movie to me"

BY Ben OkazawaPublished Oct 12, 2023

Just about everyone and their grandparents have seen Barbie since its hugely successful theatrical run this summer, and, although there's been a breadth of reactions to the film, most agree that it's not all that hard to understand.

Enter John Carpenter: the director best known for helming the Halloween slashers outlined his understanding of Barbie in a recent interview with the Los Angeles Times, and it's pretty clear that he didn't get it. 

"I mean, I can sum it up. She says, 'I don't have a vagina,' and then at the end, 'I'm going to go to a gynecologist!' That's the movie to me," he said. "I mean, there's a patriarchy business in there, but I missed that whole thing. Right over my head."

He prefaced that by admitting that he surprised himself by watching the movie in the first place. 

"I can't believe I watched Barbie," he said. "It's just not my generation. I had nothing to do with Barbie dolls."

However, he did make sure to give the "fabulous" Margot Robbie her flowers and, in a newer interview with AP News, applaud the progress that Greta Gerwig drove forward as Barbie's director. 

"Barbie is the biggest movie of the year and it made like $1 billion worldwide, made by a woman. That's incredible. That's progress," he said. "I can't promise you that I understood the damn movie or cared about it that much ... However, I appreciate what she did. Appreciate everybody involved in that film."

For a slightly more eloquent breakdown of Barbie than Carpenter's vagina monologue, check out Exclaim!'s full review.

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