Liam Gallagher Says He Would Rather Eat His Own Feces Than Watch His Brother Open for U2
Published Jul 04, 2017Noel Gallagher is about to embark on a string of European dates opening for U2's The Joshua Tree anniversary tour, but his little brother Liam doesn't think that's much of a feat.
The younger Gallagher has gone to extreme lengths to prove just how unimpressed he is, claiming that he would rather "eat my own shit" than listen to his brother's High Flying Birds play with U2.
He didn't stop there, though, throwing in a colourful (or, indeed, quite the opposite) description of the band as "beige fucks," before signing off with his signature "as you were." That was followed up with a rather succinct, "Toff rock."
I'd rather eat my own shit than than listen to them bunch of beige fucks as you were— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 4, 2017
Toff rock— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 4, 2017
Of course, we're assuming Liam's Twitter vitriol was pointed at his favourite potato-like target Noel, though it wouldn't be entirely surprising if he was also taking aim at Bono and co. based on his previous remarks about the tour arrangement. Perhaps he's killing two high flying birds with one stone, as it were.
UPDATE (7/4, 2:30 p.m.): Liam's back at it on Twitter. We have no idea what he's saying, but based on mentions of Bingo, Bongo and the Edge, we're guessing it has something to do with U2.
Not scared of bingo and his naff band you can't bull shit a bullshitter ain't that the edge— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 4, 2017
Beware of bongos farts ha ha— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 4, 2017
Liam's debut solo album As You Were is due out on October 6 via Warner Bros. Records.