Jeff Goldblum "Honoured" with Horrifying Half-Naked Statue in London

It commemorates the 25th anniversary of 'Jurassic Park'
Jeff Goldblum "Honoured" with Horrifying Half-Naked Statue in London
Jeff Goldblum has emerged as something of a sex symbol for people who like nerdy guys and memes, but all of that is sure to be dispelled by a horrifying new statue erected today in London, UK.

The statue commemorates the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, and it recreates an iconic image of Goldblum reclining with his shirt open.

The statue was erected near Tower Bridge by NOW TV and will reportedly be on display until tomorrow (July 19). As you can see from the photo above, its slightly sagging features and grotesquely dead eyes fall squarely in the uncanny valley.

If you wanted a photo op with Jeff Goldblum's enormous nipple, here's your chance.

After seeing this statue, we're not sure how anyone is going to be able to stomach Jurassic Park ever again. Then again β€” life, uh, finds a way.