August 25
Sometimes this is all dudes say to each other
oh my 😳
Incredible
for my very first @NYMag cover story 🥲I spent time this summer with Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott & Emma Seligman, drinking, doing Kate Bush karaoke, eating, wandering around the city, talking about their fucked up hilarious gay bloody movie, Bottoms: vulture.com/article/bottom…
ever since i was shown what quebecois marge simpson sounds like i can't stop vividly imagining it's her half the time i listen to any french song with harsh vocals. it torments me
Looking forward to watching another very expensive and highly professional PR firm get absolutely humiliated by a few bored TV writers tweeting from the Bob’s Big Boy bathroom.
AMPTP Hires New Crisis PR Firm As Strikes Go On hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…
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Today in staggeringly bad ideas from WB Discovery executives
The American mind cannot comprehend a movie theater Coke cup this small
Irish film director Neil Jordan attends the premiere of Eminem's movie "8 Mile" at the Savoy Cinema January 7, 2003 in Dublin, Ireland
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August 26
Google “Jordan Peterson grandma dream” to learn more
this tweet predicted the next 10 years of discourse
my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
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Ants:
call me corny but I love shit like this 😭
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just an embarrassing email to receive
Hottie trying to cook a chicken in a microwave
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Instant karma
it's beyond fucking insane to take the best moment of a woman's life and career, assault her on camera for everybody to see, and then sue her for not being happy about it
The Spanish football federation announces that, instead of removing president Luis Rubiales, they will take legal action against player Jenni Hermoso as they claim she ‘lied’ about non-consensual kiss. The federation also says players have an “obligation” to play for the
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This is such a wild line of defense
And presidential candidates weren't indicted rapists...yet here we are
We should go back to when whores weren't proud of being whores.
Kathy Griffin visiting a prison
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The BBC vs The New York Times.
I’m sorry, this is like something out of ZOOLANDER.
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RIP Bob Barker. This one still makes me 😂 every time.
RIP Bob Barker
RIP Bob Barker, can’t forget Adam Sandler and him meeting again.
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Every time I see iggy azalea rapping I remember this and laugh.
damn iggy azalea just made her return to music 👀 pic.x.com/HMyfgXd39q
August 27
Damn bro got jumped by the whole league😭😭
“World champion of what? The United States?” Track and Field star Noah Lyles on NBA champs calling themselves World Champs. (via @eurosport) pic.x.com/do1WC2vdYb
Jacksonville does not welcome Ron DeSantis
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“I’m not allowed to go to Scotland because of the commies, RINOs, lions & tigers and Marxists. Sad because they love me in Scotland.”
this is such a universal gay experience and for them to do it on a talk show was just too real
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All facts 😭
Vince Staples top 2 funniest nigga in hip hop and I can’t tell you who funnier
That’s the one
In one of my mom groups, a woman posted that her toddler refused to sleep in his own bed because of "a scary man living in my closet" and most of the responses told her to be very afraid because the scary man was probably a real ghost that only her kid was able to see.
A lot of academic study has been devoted to online right-wing spaces cultivating violence but we need more attention to mom groups cultivating schizophrenia.
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Make a 20-track comp of your all-time fav tracks, each artist can only feature once. Not the 'best' songs, the ones that bring instant joy the second you hear the first note, the ones that give other people the best insight into what stirs your soul. Share when ready. #20tracks
this was an assassination attempt
why was this so cute 😭 (ayo’s allergic to pineapples)
It’s entirely possible that this 3 hour R rated biopic that is almost entirely people talking in various rooms makes a billion dollars when it’s all said and done
#Oppenheimer is now eyeing a $900-950M run at the global box office.
they are never dressed for the same event
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You don’t understand how fucking obsessed with this frog I am
the common denominator is bombing at an open mic 10-15 years ago
what’s usually the last straw before ppl start right wing grifting
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Netflix limits theaters & weeks so a film can play enough in theaters to qualify for oscars, but slightly less than what contractually would make it a “theatrical release” by union rules This allows them to avoid paying actors writers & directors higher theatrical residual rates
David Fincher’s upcoming film The Killer, starring Michael Fassbender, is in select theaters October and on Netflix November 10.
if you are in line to see oppenheimer STAY IN LINE!!!!!
#Oppenheimer just needs $134M at the box office to surpass Bohemian Rhapsody and become the highest-grossing biopic of all time.
Oh my goodness! Another amazing Conservative coincidence!
The Ford government waived the 407’s $1B penalty rather than negotiate lower tolls that would ease congestion on the 401. Had the tolls been reduced, Hwy 413 would not be justified. However, look at who owns land along the 413.
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They done turned Skip into moderator on his own show 😭😭😭💀💀😭😭😭
Richard Sherman said Michael Irvin gave ceedee lamb bad advice because he told him to learn how to catch the ball with your body instead of your hands & Michael Irvin went off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paul George doing Charles Barkley is too good 💀 definitely on Kenan Thompson levels 😭 (h/t @PodcastPShow)
This photo is incredible.
my favorite content from last year: this guy who flew his let’s go brandon flag at half mast after the midterms
TRUMP did that, you fucking imbecile.
REMINDER: Joe Biden and his party shuttered schools, forced masks on their faces, and put vaccines in their arms, all while holding our children back in ways that will have long-lasting impacts on their educational future. Joe Biden and the Democrats put power over our kids.
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The GOP Debate took place during record-setting heat in Milwaukee and this guy was certain climate change is a hoax.
James Saunders, a proud MAGA tax lawyer from OH, was sentenced to three years in prison for voting multiple times in the last two elections. Voter fraud is real.
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Perfect video illustrating how Vivek made his fortune on grifting investors. cc: DrivenProgressive on Tik Tok
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Oh HELL yes
I am genuinely surprised this made it onto Disney+
what’s the most out of pocket simpsons moment?
But I mean nothing screams 80s more than grown adults playing teens
August 30
First look at Matt Smith (Morbius)
First look at Matt Smith (Morbius) in Starve Acre, an upcoming supernatural folk horror movie. It's centered on "the folkloric myth that an ancient oak tree is imbued with phenomenal powers."
How it feels asking your friends if they want to see weird arthouse stuff
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I refuse to believe this ain’t an ITYSL sketch
The fun facts for the Golden Bachelor contestants are incredible
Every guy’s goal!
it’s so funny how the guy whose stepdad exploded in a submarine is still on here tweeting like “do any babes out there like air hockey 🥺👉👈”
You used to be able to afford a home like this on a crane operators’s salary
Marry someone you can laugh with, you'll be together forever.
Still blown away that this moron got rid of the term tweets
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the person who's about to legislate your human rights away
“Bro, you’re already facing charges. Go ahead and commit another crime” is sheer perfection.
After a judge ruled against him in his criminal contempt case, former Trump advisor Peter Navarro attempts to snatch a "Trump lost" sign from a protester at his press conference.
Man whose party is currently banning books/subject matter; rewriting history; trying to outlaw same-sex marriage; ban contraception; and force pregnancy, labor, and parenthood on child rape victims wants to know why these damn liberals want to control every aspect of your life.
August 31
The choreographed beer swig is so funny. Thanks for the unintentional comedy @tedcruz
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Translation: I’m finding out this ecosystem I helped create isn’t all that much fun.
saying “iced brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso” out loud gives me the anxiety many politicians face when having to say “LGBTQ+” in speeches
we can’t set these against each other. if the swifties decide that marty’s new movie is a threat to them, they will find and destroy every existing DCP. we need to tread very carefully here
Taylor Swift’s ‘THE ERAS TOUR’ concert film and Martin Scorsese’s ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’ will release in theaters a week apart from one another.
This is the buddy road trip movie we’ve all been waiting for
Nebraska police pull over man with a Watusi bull riding in the passenger’s seat northeast.newschannelnebraska.com/story/49572004…
This fish has better health insurance than half of America
Can you recall a sports moment where an athlete showcased a cannon for an arm?
If you call me on Twitter I will get a restraining order against you
Twitter/X is introducing voice and video calls
