December 25
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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my dad accidentally bought me a box of hentai thinking it was anime. there’s 55 dvds... merry christmas
Kids make no sense.
parents b like “we know everything about you!” & it’s all facts from when you were nine
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im gay now
I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”
my fav christmas story of all time:
the american people do not need hope the american people need money this isn’t fucking star wars
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts
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idk the "I'm Just a Bill" sequel is way too dark for me
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December 29
They need to hand over vaccine distribution to whoever puts up the Shen Yun posters
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at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids: woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?" me: yes her: "Are you pulling my leg?" me: no, we are all directly related to him
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December 31
Just remembered the funniest photo of all time
Exactly a year ago we were thanking fuck that 2019 was over! Happy 2021 from NZ. So far, 5 mins in and it seems okay.