Twitter Is Losing Its Mind Trying to Figure Out Who Bit Beyoncé
Haddish declined to name the actress, though she described her as "doing the mostest." Haddish also offered "to beat somebody ass," to which Bey responded by telling her to "have fun" and "just chill."
The suspense has Twitter thirsting for answers, with members of the Beyhive, celebrities, fictional Marvel characters and major brands demanding to know #WhoBitBeyoncé.
I bet Quincy Jones knows who bit Beyoncé.— Michael Blackmon (@blackmon) March 26, 2018
can serial season 3 be about who bit beyoncé— 🌿 katie (@katielliott) March 26, 2018
I cannot leave this planet without knowing who bit Beyonce in the face— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
Let a professional handle this. #WhoBitBeyonce— Jessica Jones (@JessicaJones) March 26, 2018
Thankfully, Twitter sleuths have taken up the task of finding the culprit. Consensus seems to be leaning towards Lena Dunham or Jennifer Lawrence, but you can see some of the best theories so far down below and draw your own conclusions.
I'm not sure who bit Beyoncé but I'm willing to bet a lot of money it was Jennifer Lawrence she be doin way too fuckin much— Zachary Fox (@zackfox) March 26, 2018
Here are some A-list white women who were at the party that night— Σωφρονία (@venusin12th) March 26, 2018
1. Gwenyth Paltrow
2. Gal Gadot
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Scarlet Johansson
5. Krysten Ritter
Now who bit her?
Congratulations to all our WHO BIT BEYONCÉ finalists: pic.twitter.com/08bwAokcpb— Gabe Gonzalez (@gaybonez) March 26, 2018
Let's narrow it down. Possible suspects:— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 26, 2018
•The star of 'Girls'#WhoBitBeyonce?
seems reasonable to me to assume it was Guy Fieri who bit Beyonce— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) March 27, 2018
i figured out who bit beyonce!! (somebody sedate me, i've been working on this for an hour and a half) pic.twitter.com/cNiRMBFwJN— Asif (@asif_becher) March 26, 2018
For what it's worth, The Huffington Post has been following the case, asking prominent Hollywood actresses if they were the mystery biter. So far, no one's confessed, but representatives for Jennifer Aniston, Amy Adams, Frances McDormand — and yes, even Lawrence — have denied involvement.
They're still awaiting responses from the likes of Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Natalie Portman, Ellen DeGeneres, Cameron Diaz, Kristen Stewart, Reese Witherspoon, Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Meryl Streep — and basically the rest of Hollywood.