Furries Troll Lindsay Lohan over Fursona NFT
"Even furries calling you cringe now?"
Lohan tweeted out an NFT auction listing of the red-headed pomeranian avatar by Canine Cartel, an NFT project that features "a pack of 10,000 of the craziest mutts to ever run these streets." The image's current bid sits at $1,649.33 USD (0.51 WETH), and the sale will close tomorrow at 12 p.m. ET.
It's a hefty price tag for something so ubiquitously available, as — sigh — furry artists have pointed out on Twitter, with some sharing links to their own portfolios for cheaper and better fursona art.
As furry writer Colin Spacetwinks told Rolling Stone of the art, "It reminds me in a way of frequently insecure straight artists rendering furries: [diminish] and reduce furry traits so as to not 'commit' to what you're doing. Ears covered, why? Feels like it's avoiding animal traits on purpose."
Meanwhile, so-called normies are equally weirded out by the announcement, virtually scratching their heads at the listing from the ever-eccentrically minded Lohan, wondering loudly whether the artist's socials have been hacked after finding weird tweets about crypto and other NFT art.
See Lohan's original tweet and Twitter's reactions below.
It's official, I'm a Friend of The Cartel!! 🐶 It's the first NFT the @CanineCartelNFT is minting for the collection and you've got a chance to own it!— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 29, 2021
Auction runs for 72 hours! 🔥https://t.co/k85RHYToRc
Best of luck! 🥰 pic.twitter.com/6UNsFWsQxB
Okay, but, and hear me out here, what if I just pic.twitter.com/Q0QLXxYbxb— *💉💉* I LIKE TO HAVE EVIL VAX (@vexwerewolf) September 30, 2021
i made my own too guys his name his fred and hes selling for the high price of $0.00— 🛴Scoot (@ScootRetooted) September 30, 2021
feel free to save him to your gallery whenever theres no time limit
we hope you enjoy fred pic.twitter.com/2xgjrtoV7q
It's over Yugi! I summon NFT of Furry Lindsay Lohan and attack your mental health directly! pic.twitter.com/qXb0Gq1QqP— The Fattest Skeleton (@The_Fat_Wizard) September 30, 2021
I am auctioning off this NFT of myself as Odie!! 🐶It is the first NFT I am minting for the collection and you have got a chance to own it!— Arypie "Garfield is My Boyfriend" Virtual (@ArypieVirtual) September 30, 2021
Auction runs for 72 hours! 👀
Post your offers below 🥰
Best of luck! 🌟 https://t.co/tdqyOIB9mv pic.twitter.com/ELwj8g8gfl
Just throw it in the pile on Shakira Attacked by Feral Hogs Day— John (@JohnDellaporta) September 30, 2021
Even furries callin' you cringe now. pic.twitter.com/wNXMkRHO7b— Fox (@pointedfox) September 30, 2021
I'm going to have to spend a really long time thinking about this. Like, turn off my background noise and stare out the window into the middle distance.— hibbary (@hibbary) September 30, 2021