June 24
You MANIACS! pic.twitter.com/x8h2KZYvKU
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) June 24, 2016
June 25
Tried telling my daughter that Lou Bega is a cannibal & that Mambo Number 5 is a recipe for stew. She said that I'm dumb.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 25, 2016
June 26
My neighbor who is voting for Trump just asked me to watch his kids while he runs to the vape shop
— ol (@dulcetry) June 26, 2016
8.) IT DIDNT EVEN SPILL OUT THE CUP YET pic.twitter.com/TczEZIM7Fh
— ♨️Phở-King™♨️ (@SenseiSmokes) June 26, 2016
June 27
There's nothing more beautifully optimistic than a sign for a lost bird.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) June 28, 2016
me everyday trying to avoid watching video of a celebrity do a hip-hop song with Jimmy Fallon pic.twitter.com/OCU67gV7fj
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 27, 2016
Clinton better not pick a female running mate. As a female comic I'm WELL AWARE of the dangers of having 2 ladies on a lineup. TOTAL CHAOS
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) June 27, 2016
June 28
.@realDonaldTrump Listen, racism aside, you are very bad at pretending to know about stuff, and it's clear you don't understand most things.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) June 28, 2016
June 29
A mom at the table next to me at a restaurant: "Finding Dory doesn't make sense. Fish don't even act like that."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 29, 2016
Why aren't they using regular volleyballs?! https://t.co/DgfmWYBfz1
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 29, 2016
June 30
Isn't it weird how my agent, manager, entertainment lawyer and personal assistant all sound like me on the phone?
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) June 30, 2016