July 29
They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) July 29, 2016
July 30
can you see me after class @realDonaldTrump ? pic.twitter.com/7LCGJwHSKE
— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) July 30, 2016
July 31
Me at 15: I'm gonna win the Nobel prize for literature!
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) August 1, 2016
Me at 25: It'd be cool to make a living writing
Me at 35: I hope I don't die naked
August 1
America has GOT to get on the same page.
— Chaz N'oire. (@chase_august) August 1, 2016
ARE WE SWIPING OR INSERTING INTO THE CHIP READER CAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING DUMB AF @ CHECKOUT
August 2
MANAFORT: soon this plan will come to fruition....
— Mentally, I'll (@ByYourLogic) August 3, 2016
TRUMP: I am going to call a child in a wheelchair "homo junior"
You endorsed a racist with a personality disorder for the most powerful job in human history. I'm sorry that's not working out for you.
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) August 2, 2016
August 3
The Pussy Generation sounds way hotter than Clint Eastwood meant it to
— Desi (@DesiJed) August 4, 2016
August 4
Welcome to hell. Would you like something to read? pic.twitter.com/Er7rnJswj6
— Shane (@Shanehasabeard) August 4, 2016