Warjunk

Unless you are a lost, desperate single women in the midst of a mid-life crisis looking for some danger to fulfil your meaningless existence, I suggest you stay away from Warjunk. Graham Allan’s (lead singer) attempt at angered vocals sounds more like an impersonation of Bobcat Goldthwait. The pissed off, sometimes electronic, guitar heavy trio display a range of instrumentation. I’m sure each one of them would make a successful one man band! This David Bowie/Pink Floyd-influenced, computer generated rock band’s lyrics consist of atheist religion bashing that scares me. I just hope the middle-age, toupee mohawk lead vocalist doesn’t hunt me down for dinner. Be afraid, very afraid.