Trouble Over Tokyo

Toph (aka Trouble Over Tokyo) seems to have swallowed some sort of paste extruded from Destiny's Child's make-up run-off. After the inevitable mutation was completed, he has taken his new super (annoying) powers and made an album that resembles a diary of slow jams written by Fiona Apple on her worst day, to be sung by a roughly neutered Lil' Bow Wow. At best you kind of want to hug him until his ribs break. Nice faux Kimya Dawson album artwork though.