Mark Jeffery London, Ontario

Who are you? I am Mark.

What are you up to? Movin 'n' Shakin.

Hometown and current HQ: Hometown of London and current HQ London!

Current fixations: M. Doughty and a girl named Erin.

Mind altering work of art (not your own): Fight Club.

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? Finger Eleven/Serial Joe show Sept 2000 at the Western Fair in London. Ryan Dennis got hit in the head with a bottle.

What should everyone shut up about?
That freakin US election.

Your greatest strength and weakness:
I can walk for days at a time. But I can never find my way home.

Your vital daily ritual:
Diet Coke. Lots and lots of Diet Coke.

Guilty pleasure: Aqua.

If I wasn't playing music I would be: Kidnapping the Unibomber.

Your most memorable day job: Sorting you never knew you could recycle cats and lobsters.

Best/worst advice received: Best - Drink it!
Worst - Soya milk is good for you... Drink it.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Lars Ulrich.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on? You.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Masturbating in public. And not yet... But she's been warned.

When I think of Canada I think: Penguins riding polar bears.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? Yeah, music is less messy and more relaxing. But sex is still better.

Strangest brush with celebrity: Luther Vandross stole my apple pie!

What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Cooking.