A self-described "prog-country/western-vaudeville punk outfit, Halifaxs Dean Malenkos are flat out one of the strangest and most enjoyable punk groups Canada has seen since the Dayglo Abortions. But instead of a staunch gross-out schtick, the follow-up to their debut Arse Capades continues in the Malenkos great quest for the perfect balance of boisterous teenage humour and serious instrumental/songwriting dexterity. Check out how opener "Scared of Cancer smacks of Local Rabbits alt-pop before mentioning Count Chocula and breaking off into a climatic freak-out. From there, it schizophrenically tears through tongue-in-cheek three-chorders and more than enough left-field additions like the oddly Mike Patton-esque "Coming Soon and scorching closer "Floor Punch My Heart, to make up for a few just-over-a-minute clunkers along the way. Sluts is, at its very worse, interesting, and, as a complete record, is likely everything that last shitty punk record you bought wasnt.
(Independent)Dean Malenkos
The Album That Turns Girls into Sluts
BY Scott ReidPublished Apr 1, 2005