Who are you? The next thing to normal.
What are you up to? Chillin', havin' a beer, watchin' the game.
Hometown and current HQ: Small town middle of nowhere.
Current fixations: Life in minature form.
Mind altering work of art (not your own):The Chicquita Banana symbol.
Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? That time I played with myself in front on the corner.
What should everyone shut up about?
That Rock 'n' Roll is dead.
Your greatest strength and weakness:
Jerkin' it/Women (you choose the order).
Your vital daily ritual:
See above answer.
Guilty pleasure: Also see above.
If I wasn't playing music I would be: Playing with myself.
Your most memorable day job:
Sittin' on the dock on the bay.
Best/worst advice received:
"If you jerk it, it will grow" works for both scenarios.
I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Asian Televison Network Benefit concert.
What makes you want to take it off and get it on? Anything with at least a 4th grade education.
What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Not jerkin' it enough.
When I think of Canada I think:
When will Jean Chretien get it over with and let Bush ram the American flag up his ass?
Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? I don't have to pay for Napster.
Strangest brush with celebrity:
I think Hillary Clinton caught me jerkin' it once
What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Studying for finals and not jerkin' it so much.
What are you up to? Chillin', havin' a beer, watchin' the game.
Hometown and current HQ: Small town middle of nowhere.
Current fixations: Life in minature form.
Mind altering work of art (not your own):The Chicquita Banana symbol.
Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? That time I played with myself in front on the corner.
What should everyone shut up about?
That Rock 'n' Roll is dead.
Your greatest strength and weakness:
Jerkin' it/Women (you choose the order).
Your vital daily ritual:
See above answer.
Guilty pleasure: Also see above.
If I wasn't playing music I would be: Playing with myself.
Your most memorable day job:
Sittin' on the dock on the bay.
Best/worst advice received:
"If you jerk it, it will grow" works for both scenarios.
I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Asian Televison Network Benefit concert.
What makes you want to take it off and get it on? Anything with at least a 4th grade education.
What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Not jerkin' it enough.
When I think of Canada I think:
When will Jean Chretien get it over with and let Bush ram the American flag up his ass?
Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? I don't have to pay for Napster.
Strangest brush with celebrity:
I think Hillary Clinton caught me jerkin' it once
What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Studying for finals and not jerkin' it so much.
