September 2
20 girls in my dorm legitimately hate me cause when they asked the groupme where a party was I gave them the address to Wendy's & they went
— emily marie (@emilykochh) September 2, 2017
me: i hate attention
— moesha's diary (@ethiopienne) September 3, 2017
me on my birthday: pic.twitter.com/eMwwygYN9D
September 3
I guess I'm not going to Target anymore pic.twitter.com/1ubBeqNyO1
— Shawn Garrett (@ShawnGarrett) September 3, 2017
will I need this later in the game? pic.twitter.com/1Js4xJpeUB
— Jerksica (@hideous_pizza) September 3, 2017
Mood this semester: A's over Baes pic.twitter.com/4EmYXjEtfp
— Ki Sweat (@Simbaki_) September 3, 2017
In the all universes in the vast multiverse, ours is, by far, the strangest. pic.twitter.com/atiiNZNEq8
— Xenomorph Archiver👽 (@worldlystone) September 3, 2017
Don't you see, Mr. President? This whole time, the bad hombre... was you.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) September 4, 2017
September 4
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me." pic.twitter.com/xlNzVlwWVf
— Olmos. (@itsjustolmos) September 4, 2017
Lol I give exactly as many fucks as the person who wrote this Netflix description of "No Country for Old Men" pic.twitter.com/eEXRWJOnDi
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) September 5, 2017
this is the funniest wrong number text i've ever gotten pic.twitter.com/7YytenaVM9
— n (@noahapaul) September 4, 2017
September 5
Everyone: holy shit RIP Florida
— Bridget (@MentalGnomes) September 5, 2017
Florida: pic.twitter.com/ZqkBojbMVF
A hurricane the size of Ohio is about to hit Puerto Rico but cable news just waiting until it gets nearer to the white people in Florida.
— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) September 5, 2017
Why name hurricanes soft names like jose? Name that shit hurricane death megatron 300 and i gurentee everyone will evacuate immediately
— кєи∂яιк (@BIacknMild) September 5, 2017
September 6
My parents are in the path of Hurricane Irma. Hoping they can save lives by tiring out the hurricane with personal questions.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 6, 2017
I am so sorry pic.twitter.com/7Z7cD2d2Oa
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) September 6, 2017
Shouldn't we start naming these repeated Storms-of-the-Century after key climate change deniers?
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) September 6, 2017
Hurricane Donald.
Hurricane Scott...
September 7
If only we had some sort of sign that climate change was real.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 8, 2017
If you live in Florida, stay safe. George Zimmerman is still there.
— Licensed Esthetician (@SortaBad) September 7, 2017
September 8
Amazing. @SpeakerRyan thinks the minimum wage should not be raised. But when asked, he doesn't know how much it is. Let them eat cake.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) September 8, 2017
After telling listeners Irma was a liberal hoax, Limbaugh quietly evacuates South Florida https://t.co/JAtylJjmHF pic.twitter.com/3XyhfiE577
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 8, 2017
