Paul F. Tompkins has had it with arachnids, nostalgia for Air Jordan, a tribute to 9/21, an unfortunate encounter with an ex, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
September 17
September 18
September 19
September 20
September 21
September 22
September 23
September 17
There are TOO MANY KINDS OF SPIDERS. I'm sick of this shit.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) September 17, 2016
September 18
Readers know we rarely say "lie." But Christie is either lying or so uninformed he shouldn't be on TV as a surrogate https://t.co/RkcpfgIe8a
— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) September 18, 2016
September 19
in the third grade i was obsessed with michael jordan so i carried a cardboard cutout of him around for a month pic.twitter.com/YaZ53Whbel
— irene liao (@ireneliiao) September 19, 2016
September 20
Donald Trump and the media: a terrifying, country-ending love affair. Watch Part One: https://t.co/NdiztfIstn pic.twitter.com/n1mzOCtSeN
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 20, 2016
September 21
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) September 22, 2016
September 22
Between Two Ferns with @HillaryClinton https://t.co/1ArERsDvbi
— Exclaim! Comedy (@Exclaimcomedy) September 22, 2016
September 23
My ex drove by while I was rummaging through the outside Starbucks trash bc I accidentally threw my keys away. Happy Friday!
— Erica (@SCbchbum) September 23, 2016
