September 16
"The Juggalos outnumber the white supremacists at the Lincoln Memorial today." -- is not a sentence I ever thought I'd write.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) September 16, 2017
This is the best sentence in the history of ever: pic.twitter.com/cEjT3dry0k
— JacquieB (@jacquieresists) September 16, 2017
September 17
WHY AREN'T YOU HOME WRITING STAR WARS pic.twitter.com/rerBsXNdZd
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 18, 2017
September 18
At least half of everything in our culture is now remembered only through a Simpsons joke about it.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 18, 2017
I so admire the elegance and grace of Hillary Clinton not titling her book "Eat Shit and Die, Assholes"
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) September 18, 2017
September 19
You'd think a guy with a Nixon tattoo wouldn't be so upset about tapes. https://t.co/Wv8HAZBwcb
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 19, 2017
September 20
You have a weird citrus golem as a president.
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) September 21, 2017
September 21
"So like this nerdy blk kid randomly walks into a cops house every night breaking stuff" - why u can't reboot "family matters" in 2017
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2017
Please @JimmyKimmel - stay out of politics. Leave the important stuff to reality TV stars with a knack for bankrupting casinos.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 22, 2017
GOP: Jimmy Kimmel should leave this to health care experts
— Daniel Lin (@danwlin) September 21, 2017
MEDIA: So you listen to health care experts?
GOP: Hahahahaha oh god no
Fox News: Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk politics
— Media Matters (@mmfa) September 21, 2017
Also Fox News: pic.twitter.com/oXjWTxqYS0
My Uber driver was telling me "stop apply lipstick!" and "start lipstick, Miss!" because of holes in the road... not all heroes wear capes
— Meg (@megsaystweet) September 21, 2017
Any time someone tries to tell you how much cooler the Nineties were just show them this picture pic.twitter.com/jIypFXx0BE
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 22, 2017
September 22
Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. pic.twitter.com/LwCOITAEft
— ☯ (@Savmasta) September 22, 2017
No moment has better captured 2017 than this pic.twitter.com/YHPI4D4dHg
— Nathan Cykiert (@nathancykiert) September 22, 2017