August 26
"We rich." pic.twitter.com/CuQLeiu0R9
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) August 27, 2017
If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 26, 2017
Next up on HBO Showtime, Manchester United take on Tiger Woods & 10 of his pals.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 27, 2017
Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor 6 months from now. pic.twitter.com/TFAGD7E6r3
— Jeremiah Grossman (@jeremiahg) August 27, 2017
August 27
"Yes, that is wine. Mmm, this appears to also be wine. I'm on the fence, but I'm gonna say this one is wine." - me at a wine tasting
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 27, 2017
2016: Trump is playing the long game, he will rise to the level of the office if he wins the election
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 28, 2017
2017: okay he just thanked a hurricane
This @adultswim bumper is savage pic.twitter.com/UiDlWuOzVU
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 28, 2017
when Kanye took that VMA from Taylor I was like "oh, weird" not "this will psychologically cripple both artists, driving them to madness"
— caitlin bitzegaio 🌹 (@caitorade) August 27, 2017
Katrina was called a 100 yr Storm.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) August 27, 2017
Sandy was called a 100 yr Storm.
Now Harvey is a 500 yr Storm.
They were all in the last twelve years.
The Night King is bringing people together, breaking down walls and currently not committing incest. Team Night King.
— Jeff Loveness (@JeffLoveness) August 28, 2017
August 28
Joel Osteen won't open his church that holds 16,000 to hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes. #HoustonStrong
— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) August 28, 2017
The level of disrespect to donut around the car and speed off. Too much sauce pic.twitter.com/5vhI1w5RbM
— yung dreadlocks (@DreadChapo) August 28, 2017
I hope Joel Osteen doesn't give a bad name to the other megachurch-owning televangelists who are absolutely not using religion to make money
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 29, 2017
really just spent two minutes like "why would you shame someone with tuna?" pic.twitter.com/jACWpwJBET
— tech fleece tormund (@the_blueprint) August 28, 2017
This is my favorite moment of any Trump presser ever. (via CSPAN) pic.twitter.com/l4R6dojUrH
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 29, 2017
On this anniversary of #HurricaneKatrina making landfall let us never forget...
— Schatz 🤦🏻♂️ (@emjbourne) August 29, 2017
Barack Obama wasn't president.
Stay in school kiddos. pic.twitter.com/qnBxOVTbZF
I'm thinking Trump University graduates! pic.twitter.com/xHzPra0ITZ
— philip harris (@pharris830) August 28, 2017
SOMEONE ON REDDIT POINTED THIS OUT AND HONESTLY I CANT BELIEVE pic.twitter.com/u9DBKqiBmp
— FOB Appreciation 🔮 (@era_fob) August 29, 2017
August 29
Didn't. Meet. With. Any. Victims. pic.twitter.com/ZHVy4oZBS8
— Talia (@2020fight) August 30, 2017
lil b posted this in 2010 🤔 pic.twitter.com/jQM7IIt0cD
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) August 29, 2017
Barack Obama consoling hurricane victim in 2012, Donald Trump consoling hurricane victim in 2017. pic.twitter.com/BNHqSVzWtm
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) August 29, 2017
So Trump's campaign was a moneymaking scam but he accidentally discovered Naziism was popular?
— Max Sparber (@maxsparber) August 29, 2017
That's the plot to The Producers.
OMG this is so perfect pic.twitter.com/Ps6aGIYWzh
— Rachael Lane (@MsRachaelLane) August 30, 2017
August 30
This is the best photo they could find for "witnessing first hand" pic.twitter.com/WoiCA7Piz4
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) August 31, 2017
My fav all-time Joel Osteen moment. pic.twitter.com/vc1RFrIlmE
— Slade (@Slade) August 30, 2017
Say what you will, I think it was real classy of the Connery-era Bond villains to never bring up the toupée
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 31, 2017
I triggered Bill Mitchell and then kept telling him I had meetings. pic.twitter.com/clgyHHw2t6
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) August 30, 2017
August 31
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask. pic.twitter.com/nFbS8qMn4F
— David S. (@AE_DavidS) August 31, 2017
trump promising $5 million for president obama's birth certificate but only $1 million to hurricane victims is as on-brand as you can get
— the blowout (@theblowout) September 1, 2017
smh im never using uber again pic.twitter.com/ZG7cBuIfux
— goth turtle (@dubstep4dads) August 31, 2017
Hahahaha pic.twitter.com/bUe8uYCcCv
— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 1, 2017
How about writing "HARRIET TUBMAN" across Jackson's face on every $20 bill that passes through our hands? #resist pic.twitter.com/ZFksm8Sh7V
— 🌎Joshua Malina🌎 (@JoshMalina) August 31, 2017
September 1
The president has 14 likes on Twitter. This is presently one of them. pic.twitter.com/LbUCIhbwtO
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 1, 2017
can't wait for the all-female reboot of healthcare
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 1, 2017
