October 1
— Jonathan M. Katz (@KatzOnEarth) October 2, 2016
October 2
Someone went to the barber holding a picture of Evan Dando. pic.twitter.com/N76IpdiAEx
— Doug Karo (@DougKaro) October 2, 2016
October 3
Hey @realDonaldTrump: Good luck with your PTSD after Hillary stomps your dick in the dirt on Nov. 8th. #bonespurs #coward #draftdodger
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 3, 2016
October 4
"I can't believe Hillary called half our voters deplorable!" said Mike Pence. Here's Trump calling half the COUNTRY deadbeats. #VPDebate pic.twitter.com/xhUHC3b8zP
— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 5, 2016
Eminem looks terrible pic.twitter.com/DJCCCfA6TU
— Lindsay Goldwert (@lindsaygoldwert) October 4, 2016
October 5
she took the midnight train going anywhere pic.twitter.com/PPKeQkZIuE
— Daddy Ray Cyrus (@kateycIausen) 5 October 2016
October 6
Getting fined for dancing after a touchdown is so silly. "The gridiron is a battlefield, but the end zone is the town from Footloose!"
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) 7 October 2016
October 7
At least when Sam pronounces Nevada wrong, she has the dignity to change everything about her life. pic.twitter.com/JaKMVoGL18
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 7, 2016