Canadian Pizza Pizza dough, au revoir Le Château, Santa Claus judges in the land of snow, where did my wife go, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>October 23</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Having difficulty pronouncing a name? Then, shut up and stream The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AmberRuffinShow?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AmberRuffinShow</a> TONIGHT on <a href="https://twitter.com/peacockTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PeacockTV</a>! <a href="https://t.co/FGjyJOngK9">pic.twitter.com/FGjyJOngK9</a></p>
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) <a href="https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1319802550795685888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="fr" dir="ltr">*ahem* ATOUILLE <a href="https://t.co/DAB3F4g8vy">https://t.co/DAB3F4g8vy</a></p>
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1319797825069146113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="fr" dir="ltr">RIP LE CHÂTEAU <a href="https://t.co/kS7QHEB5nG">pic.twitter.com/kS7QHEB5nG</a></p>
— Julia Hladkowicz (@juliacomedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliacomedy/status/1319700506772647938?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my wiife loves when i do borat <a href="https://t.co/UlZWtuxLDR">pic.twitter.com/UlZWtuxLDR</a></p>
— hayley kosan? why, shes been dead for 10 years... (@WiseOldBitch) <a href="https://twitter.com/WiseOldBitch/status/1319643786251730946?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 24</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shout out to whoever put this curse on Mitch McConnell. <a href="https://t.co/ttsK8h7Uo6">pic.twitter.com/ttsK8h7Uo6</a></p>
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1320100252553183233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can't <a href="https://t.co/Ia7N9RsjTp">pic.twitter.com/Ia7N9RsjTp</a></p>
— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) <a href="https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1320177668604764160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Didn't realise it was illegal but makes sense. <a href="https://t.co/uqTwW3rwpY">https://t.co/uqTwW3rwpY</a></p>
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1320121517527580672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 25</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">if borat tried to trick me i would simply say "you are borat"</p>
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) <a href="https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/1320589574922354688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">everyone on this website has an agent. me? i have my dad <a href="https://t.co/bTUHoMPSRs">pic.twitter.com/bTUHoMPSRs</a></p>
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) <a href="https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1320425377156734976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">it's makes me sad that canada is the only country in the world that gets to experience pizza pizza 😞 <a href="https://t.co/FStLzHrC4J">pic.twitter.com/FStLzHrC4J</a></p>
— ben stager (@bennnnst) <a href="https://twitter.com/bennnnst/status/1320480939949084672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 26</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Reminder to Canadians: It's weird that you can name several US Supreme Court Justices and zero Canadian Supreme Court Justices. Also, ours are just called Judges and they have to dress like Santa. <a href="https://t.co/HtFY9oKys2">pic.twitter.com/HtFY9oKys2</a></p>
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) <a href="https://twitter.com/daveshumka/status/1320813489095540736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Have the confidence of a mediocre white woman ❤️ ☕️ <a href="https://t.co/a5HPueXYjR">https://t.co/a5HPueXYjR</a></p>
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1320896781601951745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trump, in Pennsylvania, says that Cory Booker "never lived" in Newark, where he lives today and lived as mayor of Newark.</p>
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) <a href="https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1320844793233219584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You have to hand it to Jared Kushner, because that's the only way he's ever achieved or accomplished anything his whole life.</p>
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) <a href="https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1320740501449035777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 27</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">we need a john wilkes booth project immediately <a href="https://t.co/Y3Sxcv60T3">https://t.co/Y3Sxcv60T3</a></p>
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1321081635102728192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/5Svl2rlHsg">https://t.co/5Svl2rlHsg</a> <a href="https://t.co/43JdxHI0yD">pic.twitter.com/43JdxHI0yD</a></p>
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) <a href="https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1321280393870540802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This was not the easiest movie to make.&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoratSubsequentMoviefilm?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BoratSubsequentMoviefilm</a> <a href="https://t.co/oagfJoGjNt">pic.twitter.com/oagfJoGjNt</a></p>
— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) <a href="https://twitter.com/SachaBaronCohen/status/1321230276878430214?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you're worried about Biden's age, consider he's about as old as Paul McCartney who is about to release a new album he played every instrument on.</p>
— Lord Goo Goo (@timheidecker) <a href="https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1321167654632079360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 28</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Teacher has a fire during virtual class <a href="https://t.co/108ljoi3aW">pic.twitter.com/108ljoi3aW</a></p>
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) <a href="https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1321631102264631297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is the funniest thing I've read all day <a href="https://t.co/GPGopDKxFb">https://t.co/GPGopDKxFb</a></p>
— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) <a href="https://twitter.com/thegarance/status/1321589476242661376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">As good an ad about Trump as I've seen. I hope you'll retweet it. <a href="https://t.co/G5e5L0HyRu">pic.twitter.com/G5e5L0HyRu</a></p>
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) <a href="https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1321692442983366656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">See you in 10 minutes! <a href="https://t.co/VyKmnUSR15">pic.twitter.com/VyKmnUSR15</a></p>
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) <a href="https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/1321916648207638529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Rick Rubin should have made Johnny Cash do a stripped down cover of Monster Mash.</p>
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1321913192499548166?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain <a href="https://t.co/jZQ1krWcvI">pic.twitter.com/jZQ1krWcvI</a></p>
— Parker (@panoparker) <a href="https://twitter.com/panoparker/status/1321927976318099456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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