Angry about down, Aaron Neville claims his crown, Dick Mabutt rolls into town, fixing climate change next time around, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>October 22</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lou Reed in a chicken suit. <a href="https://t.co/oaHaziHsG0">pic.twitter.com/oaHaziHsG0</a></p>
— Serge G🎃insbourg (@BKWelles) <a href="https://twitter.com/BKWelles/status/1451564581835444229?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I rip my mask off like a disappointed surgeon as soon as I step outdoors😂</p>
— Justice (@Justice_Born) <a href="https://twitter.com/Justice_Born/status/1451898672002764811?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This made me smile on a rainy Seattle evening - <a href="https://t.co/YbAU5LEvh6">pic.twitter.com/YbAU5LEvh6</a></p>
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) <a href="https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl/status/1451742621592784900?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i knew this app was toxic when someone posted their plane ticket and someone called and cancelled their flight😭😭😭😭😭</p>
— 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 🇫🇷💐 (@alsotimi) <a href="https://twitter.com/alsotimi/status/1451547739053981697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 23</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every time I get a gray hair I remember that one of my stem cells is like, "the working conditions here are awful and I am done." And I respect that, from a labor perspective</p>
— Melissa Florer-Bixler (@MelissaFloBix) <a href="https://twitter.com/MelissaFloBix/status/1451998726885675010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Wes Anderson negativity I've noticed lately is so goofy. Were people ever like, 'Oh great. Here comes Jacques Tati with another one of his fucking Jacques Tati movies'?</p>
— 𝐕ᴇʀɴ 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝐇ᴏᴏᴋ (@outlawvern) <a href="https://twitter.com/outlawvern/status/1452141932004601861?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/iok1AB4ckK">pic.twitter.com/iok1AB4ckK</a></p>
— meuw (@meowmeowmia) <a href="https://twitter.com/meowmeowmia/status/1452140079737188354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">LMFAOOOOO <a href="https://t.co/o2sKbFtYq0">pic.twitter.com/o2sKbFtYq0</a></p>
— ℓєαgυє (@ItsLeague) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsLeague/status/1451983854059851776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 24</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!</p>
— trash jones (@jzux) <a href="https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1452359734137348096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wow. One male comic is trending because you hate his material another is trending because you hate his personal life, meanwhile us female comedians with great material and boring lives ARE RIGHT HERE, HELLO?</p>
— Laurie Kilmartin- Album Corset out now! (@anylaurie16) <a href="https://twitter.com/anylaurie16/status/1452296751117971465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">SORRY what's this train called??? say it again my guy 😭 <a href="https://t.co/wmn3Ak0xNO">pic.twitter.com/wmn3Ak0xNO</a></p>
— Shrimp 👻 Defright (@shrimp_delight) <a href="https://twitter.com/shrimp_delight/status/1452356854982459394?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: * completes literally any task*<br>
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me: i think it's time for a special treat :)</p>
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattTheBrand/status/1452317331712008198?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/x2KYwcK1CV">pic.twitter.com/x2KYwcK1CV</a></p>
— may li (@maykasa_) <a href="https://twitter.com/maykasa_/status/1452290736670523393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 25</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Moms are always like "can we tackle the front hall closet today"</p>
— 𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑨 𝑷𝑨𝑨𝑺 (@ddoorroo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ddoorroo/status/1452658919386533897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">shout out to the two girls from sunday night at the bar who were on acid, completely lost the idea of time &amp; currency and tipped me $350 after i served them glasses of water for three hours</p>
— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) <a href="https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1452797448259203076?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just showed the lady at Money Mart our pilot script... fingers crossed i get this $300.</p>
— Paul Rabliauskas (@PaulRabliauskas) <a href="https://twitter.com/PaulRabliauskas/status/1452730597596704779?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you nut in 2 minutes from doggy style that's actually 14 minutes in dog minutes</p>
— blanco (@beerdefeater) <a href="https://twitter.com/beerdefeater/status/1452671805727154176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wish we could make friends as adults the way we did when we were kids. why can't I just walk up to someone like "look at this rock it looks like a potato" and suddenly we're best friends</p>
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) <a href="https://twitter.com/sahana_srini/status/1452822276844363776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 26</strong><br>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">😭😭😭😭😭 <a href="https://t.co/ef9E9zrbjq">pic.twitter.com/ef9E9zrbjq</a></p>
— woahh mann (@ashhhhhhole) <a href="https://twitter.com/ashhhhhhole/status/1453168745061421058?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Had a great time dressing up as <a href="https://twitter.com/nicholasbraun?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@NicholasBraun</a> this week on What's Up With That. <a href="https://t.co/Fw4bg8QsSa">https://t.co/Fw4bg8QsSa</a></p>
— Lindsey Buckingham (@LBuckingham) <a href="https://twitter.com/LBuckingham/status/1453106926984728576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm loving seeing all of these pictures of text messages where workers are standing up against their bosses. ✊✊✊ <a href="https://t.co/q05Tv3q9PJ">pic.twitter.com/q05Tv3q9PJ</a></p>
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1453047266978111491?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just quit my job 🙏🏽 <a href="https://t.co/2TYEa4lUru">pic.twitter.com/2TYEa4lUru</a></p>
— Camille Corbett (@TheWittyGirl) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheWittyGirl/status/1453210323142414336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/FLtgWM6cGa">pic.twitter.com/FLtgWM6cGa</a></p>
— donni saphire (@donni) <a href="https://twitter.com/donni/status/1453238515890855950?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/yfOZ63aFyX">pic.twitter.com/yfOZ63aFyX</a></p>
— F. Thot Lichgerald (@DrWomanhattan) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrWomanhattan/status/1453050665689919493?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my biggest flex is that i have the @ OntarioPCParty tiktok handle so they can't use it</p>
— isabelle 🇵🇸 (@izzyw99) <a href="https://twitter.com/izzyw99/status/1453196962879217668?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 27</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">what's nice about TikTok—I think I'm being serious here—is that, rather than continuing to gradually age out of touch with popular culture, the connection has been abruptly, permanently severed</p>
— hanson o'haver (@HansonOHaver) <a href="https://twitter.com/HansonOHaver/status/1453373149861588997?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I believe I wore it better <a href="https://twitter.com/BobMehr?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BobMehr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SenatorSinema?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SenatorSinema</a> <a href="https://t.co/5afXX88BZL">https://t.co/5afXX88BZL</a></p>
— Aaron Neville (@aaronneville) <a href="https://twitter.com/aaronneville/status/1453447717343186945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">It had to be crazy when General Tso's tossed those chicken chunks in the wok for the first time. His troops prolly couldn't believe it...</p>
— Fanta Bility #SayHerName (@MeWeFree_) <a href="https://twitter.com/MeWeFree_/status/1453473230199660554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">just saw a FB post where a woman died of covid and like 150 people are praying for god to bring her back to life. so. that's enough of that place now</p>
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1453581077000359940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">sorry I couldn't respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn</p>
— erin taylor (@erinisaway) <a href="https://twitter.com/erinisaway/status/1453587353520455681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pretty wild to see people imply there's going to be a "next time" for climate legislation. I mean, sure, you can technically pass a climate bill whenever. 2100, even. But I think the nature of the problem has eluded you.</p>
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) <a href="https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1453355188136386568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>October 28</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">An effort was made. <a href="https://t.co/8WGOJUVqfp">pic.twitter.com/8WGOJUVqfp</a></p>
— Jim Swift (@JimSwiftDC) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimSwiftDC/status/1453711406973476864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nothing epitomizes the state of film writing better than this <a href="https://t.co/LM4XlIcDU2">pic.twitter.com/LM4XlIcDU2</a></p>
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) <a href="https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1453854487530156035?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">John Tory the son of John Tory who used to work at Torys is advising Ed Rogers the son of Ted Rogers about the future of Rogers which is a pretty good summary of how Canadian business works.</p>
— Richard Warnica (@richardwarnica) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardwarnica/status/1453721346442022913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this all happened because zuckerberg never meta girl until college</p>
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1453791100066533381?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Okay this part was weird <a href="https://t.co/D6IYqTyAnI">pic.twitter.com/D6IYqTyAnI</a></p>
— pixelatedboo-at aka "mr spooky tweets" (@pixelatedboat) <a href="https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1453818675010564106?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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