October 14
"You're 18, your parents can't tell you what to do anymore"
— r a m a n 🕷 🎃 (@Ramankaur925) October 15, 2017
first of all, I'm not white
The Four Horsemen of The Bubble of Silicon Valley Venture Capitalists. pic.twitter.com/qt4S3sDehK
— Mjölnir of Hope (@HopeStillFlies) October 14, 2017
Today, @realDonaldTrump is playing golf while 91% of Puerto Rico is still without power and 36% still don't have running water. pic.twitter.com/xbzgg7U6Gj
— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) October 14, 2017
this is literally twitter pic.twitter.com/UoWnFVtvaA
— karen h. (@karenyhan) October 15, 2017
October 15
i love the idea of republicans angrily saying "merry christmas" to everyone. just spitefully spreading holiday cheer
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) October 15, 2017
bro u ever jus get fuckin trashed n then write a series of thought provoking essays
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) October 16, 2017
October 16
This was such an amazing burn that I wanted everyone else to savor it with me. pic.twitter.com/Wi8e8SwgvG
— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) October 16, 2017
[before meditation]
— John Darby (@mrjohndarby) October 16, 2017
I just wanna kill someone
[after meditation]
and I know EXACTLY how
Bye, y'all! I'm leaving! pic.twitter.com/whxU12KDO0
— joe mande (@JoeMande) October 16, 2017
October 17
Stop your messing around pic.twitter.com/Sls0tOgYKv
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) October 17, 2017
BON JOVI pic.twitter.com/zYo2udoWgz
— Semi-Dead Stochasmic (@mitdasein) October 17, 2017
THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR pic.twitter.com/zRfX46SDVW
— earl simmons (@iamsamkeller) October 17, 2017
Travis Bickle pic.twitter.com/0zrV1FWI3i
— Matt 🎃swalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 17, 2017
October 18
Current mood: Bob Dylan in the 'We are the world' video. pic.twitter.com/Ki8xzt08A8
— Sam Hammond (@vomcruise) October 18, 2017
October 19
Absolutely amazing weird NBA moment find by @NBA_Reddit's u/Colvjs, every Suns player starts running at same EXACT time after turnover pic.twitter.com/ztQgZRzIyR
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) October 19, 2017
.@KFC follows 11 people.
— Edge (@edgette22) October 19, 2017
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
The best thing about Eminem's rap is the terrible Republican responsespic.twitter.com/MpwUhyBuNZ
— jordan ghoul 👻☠️🎃 (@JordanUhl) October 19, 2017
How does a simple question to Trump about Niger turn into "WE'RE IN A FIGHT WITH A BLACK LADY IN A COWBOY HAT AND WE NEED $25,000!" pic.twitter.com/HHGJ0Fwl4Q
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 20, 2017
This moral rehabilitation of GW Bush is baffling. I was a full grown adult during his presidency. Shall we review the highlights?
— Shannon Carey (@scmaestra) October 20, 2017
October 20
Reminder, If you're gonna come at me on twitter can you please remember it's "failing" comedian, not failed. I'm still in the process, geez
— Mark Forward (@MarkForwardd) October 20, 2017
Whatever. Does he stand for the national anthem? https://t.co/2rJVSUIc4k
— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 20, 2017
What is even the point of satire anymore? pic.twitter.com/dfOrDycVQU
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 20, 2017
Popcorn is the only food that people are ok just completely missing their mouths.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 20, 2017