November 3
Afraid I have neither caption nor context for this excellence: pic.twitter.com/Fprg5GCU7f
— Elise (@eliseawilliams) November 3, 2018
why don't you just give me your mom's number and we can talk about this like adults before you go to federal prison https://t.co/YgGoHwUexF
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 3, 2018
Roy Thomson Hall Marquee:
— gust of wind (@mbalazo) November 4, 2018
FRI: WHITE NATIONALIST STEVE BANNON & WARMONGER DAVID FRUM
SAT: MOZART
Just tried to watch a James Bond movie and wow, first thing that happens is he walks into frame and fires his gun at me, the viewer. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life and expect better from a man wearing a tuxedo. One star.
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 3, 2018
November 4
Jumbotron dancing gone wrong pic.twitter.com/VkVQu4S7VA
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) November 5, 2018
Fact: We are lucky to live in a time when we can watch LeBron James play at the peak of his abilities.
— Chris Berube (@ChrisBerube) November 5, 2018
Also a fact: LeBron James chose to play on a horrendous team with Rajon Rondo and Michael Beasley because SPACE JAM 2 was so personally important to him.
I just saw Bohemian Rhapsody and learned you contract AIDS from lingering eye contact with unnamed male extras.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) November 4, 2018
this graphic sort of looks like Rick Grimes is turning into Shrek https://t.co/ZzydrT20r1
— Albert Ching (@albertxii) November 4, 2018
November 5
Describe America in 3 words. pic.twitter.com/PV9ux8bQiM
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) November 5, 2018
It feels like all of America is awaiting the results of a biopsy.
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) November 6, 2018
I WENT ON THE SEX AND THE CITY BUS TOUR AND IT WAS LIT!!!!! pic.twitter.com/te34ICuEkF
— Carmen Christopher (@CarmChristopher) November 5, 2018
The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying "trash" to everyone's face.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 5, 2018
November 6
did it drop another house on your sister? https://t.co/p2MZY8TpTI
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 7, 2018
democracy pic.twitter.com/dYeojozd11
— Broderick Greer (@BroderickGreer) November 6, 2018
GOOD NEWS THEY GAVE ME TWO STICKERS pic.twitter.com/VCi3wxIRa2
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) November 6, 2018
I swear Florida could be voting between ice cream and a kick to the head and the results would be 50.5%-49.5%.
— Benjamin Park (@BenjaminEPark) November 7, 2018
This is the whitest tweet ever sent https://t.co/bjyB92oqBk
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) November 7, 2018
The Colorado cake baker who refused to bake a cake for a gay couple now has a gay governor.
— Reverend Jes Kast (@JesKast) November 7, 2018
TWITTER please find this girl I have to know what that guy said to her pic.twitter.com/CopENdncqx
— Gina (@gina_lolz) November 7, 2018
November 7
My Twitterless friend Matt made this and I can't even. #skpoli #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/paKZz8Nglc
— David Fraser (@DCFraser) November 7, 2018
This picture is like a lesbian recruitment poster. pic.twitter.com/h6N3QPLJdK
— Jane Munroe (@janewordsmith) November 7, 2018
this headline is art. I have tears rolling down my face pic.twitter.com/1GxhWq5gUw
— kimmy (@ka_waltz) November 7, 2018
If you feel sad today, just imagine Mike Pence swearing 2 women into Congress with the Qur'an
— Shahed Amanullah (@shahed) November 7, 2018
November 8
I can't stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️pic.twitter.com/iLvhDoiFyb
— Tom Munns (@TomMunns1) November 8, 2018
Just did the thing where I walked into someone's car and sat in the back thinking it was an Uber and I said 'can I move all these clothes off?' and he said 'I'm not an Uber'. The end pic.twitter.com/JcAJcMLLiq
— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) November 8, 2018
How does anyone still believe in Me at this point? If I existed I'd find it absurd.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 8, 2018
November 9
LIE
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) November 9, 2018
@realDonaldTrump JUST told reporters he does NOT know Matt Whitaker
But on 9/26 @nytimes reported that he ABSOLUTELY does 👇 pic.twitter.com/Y8K8R3mZAt
Alex Jones is President.
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 9, 2018