Two cats in pants, Gnorm demands romance, give vaccines the sausage chance, Paddington twitter enhanced, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>November 20</strong>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the trolls of tiktok are on another level <a href="https://t.co/amatziXeob">pic.twitter.com/amatziXeob</a></p>
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) <a href="https://twitter.com/ok_girlfriend/status/1329850124936286213?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">On Jimmy Kimmel, a woman thought she was going to simply hear a segment of Obama's new book but Jimmy put her on live with the former President. The reaction is priceless. Obama is great. Can you imagine Trump trying to do this? 🙄 <a href="https://t.co/UqUz3qnTVp">pic.twitter.com/UqUz3qnTVp</a></p>
— D.C.Hooke - Original Gangster (@TheSpinDoctor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheSpinDoctor/status/1329913769951076353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don't know what's in it.</p>
— Julian Popov (@julianpopov) <a href="https://twitter.com/julianpopov/status/1329726890307891205?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sucks when there's receipts. <a href="https://t.co/CJqOkR5FPc">pic.twitter.com/CJqOkR5FPc</a></p>
— Jay Arnold 🎬 (@jadedcreative) <a href="https://twitter.com/jadedcreative/status/1329903952272482305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 21</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"</p>
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1330146350990839809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????</p>
— JaiVibez🥶 (@daystack) <a href="https://twitter.com/daystack/status/1330306843718152192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Go read the first word of all my tweets</p>
— Dan (@danmassoud) <a href="https://twitter.com/danmassoud/status/1330345170894811136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Being a boyfriend is hard,u have to pretend u are not scared of anybody😭😭</p>
— ⁶𓅓⁶𓅓⁶𓅓 (@jxmmywest_) <a href="https://twitter.com/jxmmywest_/status/1330107785342836737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Constantly think about this, it haunts me. <a href="https://t.co/YpCmQp6De5">pic.twitter.com/YpCmQp6De5</a></p>
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) <a href="https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1330391161517780992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">today i offer you two cats in pants <a href="https://t.co/tMKZd48hsS">pic.twitter.com/tMKZd48hsS</a></p>
— eʀɪᴄᴋᴀ (@Erickajamon) <a href="https://twitter.com/Erickajamon/status/1330195224497360899?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months.<br>
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Let me tell you it has been a journey.<br>
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A thread 👇</p>
— Steve Lamar (@StevejLamar) <a href="https://twitter.com/StevejLamar/status/1330136205472751616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 22</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jets have not won a game since posting this 11 months ago <a href="https://t.co/pk0xK842pQ">pic.twitter.com/pk0xK842pQ</a></p>
— 𝓗𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓮 🅱️𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 👑🌊 (@HoodieBoomstick) <a href="https://twitter.com/HoodieBoomstick/status/1330667505006862342?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">wtf???????? <a href="https://t.co/5yO0Jw27V7">pic.twitter.com/5yO0Jw27V7</a></p>
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1330580226498293761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled "eg" and that the second "g" should only be used to describe really big eggs</p>
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) <a href="https://twitter.com/stuckinaportal/status/1330529000817614849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Outdoor dining has gradually escalated into what might reasonably be called a buildings. <a href="https://t.co/dTi7bDpg6O">pic.twitter.com/dTi7bDpg6O</a></p>
— James Hamblin (@jameshamblin) <a href="https://twitter.com/jameshamblin/status/1330628349937541124?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said "the cum came from HERE and went THERE!" my family would never speak to me again <a href="https://t.co/PRvKQc5AQr">pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr</a></p>
— dylan (@dylaneatswings) <a href="https://twitter.com/dylaneatswings/status/1330709398612750344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 23</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grandma out here taking NAMES this year <a href="https://t.co/l9anLVG9vO">pic.twitter.com/l9anLVG9vO</a></p>
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) <a href="https://twitter.com/decentbirthday/status/1330984473673015297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">it fucks me up that when i first heard of michelin star restaurants i was like "the tire company??" and then i was like no that's dumb it has to be a different michelin and then it's just the fucking tire company recommending places to eat</p>
— 🎄🦌 rhena-deer 🦌🎄 (@topntran) <a href="https://twitter.com/topntran/status/1331040694379585536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">pretty wild how every single civil rights activist you learned about in like third grade was actually a socialist. wonder what that's about</p>
— Tisya Mavuram (@tmavuram) <a href="https://twitter.com/tmavuram/status/1331040136675667969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Please... My son... he is very sick. <a href="https://t.co/m4tqv6jERF">pic.twitter.com/m4tqv6jERF</a></p>
— Angry Skycrane (@AngrySkycrane) <a href="https://twitter.com/AngrySkycrane/status/1331097576096067585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 24</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Real Patriots BOYCOTT THANKSGIVING for Donald Trump 🇺🇸 <a href="https://t.co/ye6RIiLB2Y">pic.twitter.com/ye6RIiLB2Y</a></p>
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) <a href="https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1331413556722536451?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/qOlPhSNTqt">pic.twitter.com/qOlPhSNTqt</a></p>
— Texts With Threatening Auras (@TextAuras) <a href="https://twitter.com/TextAuras/status/1331311396668256262?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/Ao63h55L8x">pic.twitter.com/Ao63h55L8x</a></p>
— rarifaviitzme (@BroOngod) <a href="https://twitter.com/BroOngod/status/1331443856433266688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I watched a movie last night called A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) and I cannot stress enough that I did not edit this clip in any way. <a href="https://t.co/ovePROXcgC">pic.twitter.com/ovePROXcgC</a></p>
— KAZMER (@EXKazmer) <a href="https://twitter.com/EXKazmer/status/1331346243755368450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Once I saw people were trying to resell the Popeyes Chicken sandwich I knew I was never getting a PS5</p>
— Kofie (@Kofie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kofie/status/1331791392700575745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">how tf every author the #1 new york times bestseller</p>
— wahab (@wahabmalik_) <a href="https://twitter.com/wahabmalik_/status/1331626658323947521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects</p>
— Amy (@cableknitjumper) <a href="https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1331500957146877954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 26</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is a real photo he chose to take. <a href="https://t.co/uDdA56Zr2c">pic.twitter.com/uDdA56Zr2c</a></p>
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) <a href="https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/1332144933059354625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HULK HOGAN.</p>
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1332048815868817408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">oh its black friday again <a href="https://t.co/VUvAvQXsu7">https://t.co/VUvAvQXsu7</a></p>
— Fucked Up (@FUCKEDUP) <a href="https://twitter.com/FUCKEDUP/status/1332193101415411713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Have decided to start flirting with Netflix <a href="https://t.co/2BZD7ZRMjS">pic.twitter.com/2BZD7ZRMjS</a></p>
— Marky poo (@markmarklittle) <a href="https://twitter.com/markmarklittle/status/1332191405930934273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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Vish Khanna

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