A Rudolph attack, putting all the stuff back, burying a big stack, Sarah Sherman deserves a plaque, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>November 12</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">All I want in life is to be left alone and invited to everything</p>
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) <a href="https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/1459383100408942595?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Notorious B.I.G.- Ready to Die (1994) <a href="https://t.co/BvviQ8zZQl">pic.twitter.com/BvviQ8zZQl</a></p>
— Simpsons Albums (@SimpsonsAlbums) <a href="https://twitter.com/SimpsonsAlbums/status/1459162925671882756?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey Ladies! It's okay to be single <a href="https://t.co/JxYUflXkW7">https://t.co/JxYUflXkW7</a></p>
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) <a href="https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1459355224699666434?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">woke up from a nightmare about being tired, accidentally woke andy. Only to say how exhausted i was. 330am. Andy, looking around the bed, "we can't do more about it than this."</p>
— Stay-Kashian out Nov 16 (@jackiekashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/jackiekashian/status/1459339249644236801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If I could talk to ghosts, I'd always wear a fake Bluetooth. When a living human inevitably heard me chatting with a deady (that would be my name for them), I'd hold up a finger and mouth "one sec," then point to my earpiece, followed by an eye roll and air jerk-off motion.</p>
— batkaren (@batkaren) <a href="https://twitter.com/batkaren/status/1459266718300319749?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 13</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">When it comes to super literal names you can't beat fireplace</p>
— An entire eavestrough in the garbage (@BaruchelNDG) <a href="https://twitter.com/BaruchelNDG/status/1459636585415135233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fix your labor shortage with this one weird trick <a href="https://t.co/x5tJVJv3U2">pic.twitter.com/x5tJVJv3U2</a></p>
— Alec Stapp (@AlecStapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlecStapp/status/1459758338535837699?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah yes the three genders <a href="https://t.co/G3Zpzfv5pJ">pic.twitter.com/G3Zpzfv5pJ</a></p>
— Tweets (Claudia's Version) (@Pullingaclaudia) <a href="https://twitter.com/Pullingaclaudia/status/1459556337784872972?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">We memorized phone numbers. We memorized driving directions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.</p>
— Omri Elisha (@AnthroOmri) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnthroOmri/status/1459623380030824452?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">🔥🔥 <a href="https://twitter.com/SarahSquirm?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SarahSquirm</a> 🔥🔥 <a href="https://t.co/qWfQewSEwT">pic.twitter.com/qWfQewSEwT</a></p>
— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) <a href="https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1459765930960068611?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here's the deal, we're selling art. No put your wallet away we use currency that crashes if someone tweets something weird. No you don't keep it but I'll write that you bought it in a big book. Ah no it's not "good" art it's actually the worst art you've seen. Just dogshit stuff.</p>
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) <a href="https://twitter.com/ronnui_/status/1459567596152500228?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 14</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Can I make this an NFT <a href="https://t.co/nQGORdlTIP">pic.twitter.com/nQGORdlTIP</a></p>
— Suki Claws 🤶🏼🎄 (@sammajammaz) <a href="https://twitter.com/sammajammaz/status/1460034329158070275?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is it a coincidence that NFTs all look so fucking stupid</p>
— Paul oF Tompkins (@PFTompkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/1460113181850816515?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">💀💀💀 <a href="https://t.co/BDHqSGoUJM">pic.twitter.com/BDHqSGoUJM</a></p>
— 𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑒 🍰 (@ItsAshBash_Bish) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsAshBash_Bish/status/1459915442575876096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/pacCKWz3yA">pic.twitter.com/pacCKWz3yA</a></p>
— IG:allthatnate__ (@allthatnate__) <a href="https://twitter.com/allthatnate__/status/1460089750166065155?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package</p>
— connor Wood (@fibulaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/fibulaa/status/1460093744154173442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Little girl comes up to me after church…<br>
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Girl: "How tall are you?"<br>
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Me: "6'10"!"<br>
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Girl: "Wow! How old are you?"<br>
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Me: "I'm 57. I'm big and old!"<br>
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Girl: "Wow! You are going to need a<br>
big coffin!"</p>
— Brian Fikkert (@Fikkert) <a href="https://twitter.com/Fikkert/status/1459999156563492866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/NOgpMBdo2h">pic.twitter.com/NOgpMBdo2h</a></p>
— jenny (@JennSchwenke) <a href="https://twitter.com/JennSchwenke/status/1460004829825142788?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">deleting this in 5 but DO NOT ORDER THE SMOKED BRISKET FROM CHIP0TLE. no ethical reason its just whenever i hve to grill it the oil jumps out and burns me lol</p>
— dave (@disxpix) <a href="https://twitter.com/disxpix/status/1460129270190198787?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">succession fans be like "the next episode is gonna be CRAZY" and the episode in question is "sign this piece of paper" "no"</p>
— babyluIu (@babyIulu) <a href="https://twitter.com/babyIulu/status/1459990441584209920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 15</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the lettuce in my fridge watching me have pizza for dinner <a href="https://t.co/flKWb8Gwv6">pic.twitter.com/flKWb8Gwv6</a></p>
— clara it's harry or nothing (@70sfrogrry) <a href="https://twitter.com/70sfrogrry/status/1460284092038193161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/Fdg0OfgeqF">pic.twitter.com/Fdg0OfgeqF</a></p>
— Berry 🖤🍓🍰 (@bloodberry_tart) <a href="https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart/status/1460270305809768458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I want to see a steamy sex scene in a movie where a man rips the lady's blouse open and she goes, "Hey, that was really expensive"</p>
— Rebecca Kohler (@becca_kohler) <a href="https://twitter.com/becca_kohler/status/1460368843491086336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">tried to text "I'm on my way" but sent "I'm in my way" and I think I just had a therapy breakthrough</p>
— Naître D ☕️ 🧙‍♂️ (@perlhack) <a href="https://twitter.com/perlhack/status/1460271117734760453?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anybody got empathy number ? <a href="https://t.co/KauzscNxz5">https://t.co/KauzscNxz5</a></p>
— J (@ThaMaineEvent) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThaMaineEvent/status/1460441347253583875?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Become ungovernable. <a href="https://t.co/eQ0rPHhP2M">pic.twitter.com/eQ0rPHhP2M</a></p>
— 𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry &amp; Finance (@FalconryFinance) <a href="https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1460415487725031430?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">They used to laugh and call him names.<br>
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Not anymore. <a href="https://t.co/sYEGmlGKqb">pic.twitter.com/sYEGmlGKqb</a></p>
— Cory Papineau (@Iam_Canadian) <a href="https://twitter.com/Iam_Canadian/status/1460264310781980681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 16</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is completely stupid and i know im going to wake up in the night still laughing at it <a href="https://t.co/rrX5PZUIsa">pic.twitter.com/rrX5PZUIsa</a></p>
— jenny breadful (@fordtippex) <a href="https://twitter.com/fordtippex/status/1460782622636867590?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Straight into my veins <a href="https://t.co/w7K7zctkjH">pic.twitter.com/w7K7zctkjH</a></p>
— Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) (@realonlineboy) <a href="https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1460705490019647489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dentist said i grind in my sleep i said bitch i know 💯💰📠</p>
— 🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" (@MoodyKnowsNada) <a href="https://twitter.com/MoodyKnowsNada/status/1460858495830532096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The future of work <a href="https://t.co/EYSXL2eFeJ">pic.twitter.com/EYSXL2eFeJ</a></p>
— pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" (@pixelatedboat) <a href="https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1460701259397091328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">if smoking so bad why does it cure salmon</p>
— марозны пасол (5'2") (@ARSONDOER) <a href="https://twitter.com/ARSONDOER/status/1460743864021663746?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 17</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">absolute banger of an opener <a href="https://t.co/4mKPAEYsYg">pic.twitter.com/4mKPAEYsYg</a></p>
— bosh (@boshj) <a href="https://twitter.com/boshj/status/1461223688800505856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">lol this class rules <a href="https://t.co/sprehDb0Fi">pic.twitter.com/sprehDb0Fi</a></p>
— dr bimbo (@DrBimboMD) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrBimboMD/status/1460987479662727173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's really awesome that there's a genre of videos online that's just Eastern European guys finding evil holes in the woods <a href="https://t.co/GmQbgQynZL">pic.twitter.com/GmQbgQynZL</a></p>
— Extremely Thankful Man in Sewer Drain (@sludge_worm) <a href="https://twitter.com/sludge_worm/status/1461226144280182784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Only capitalism could make "infinite electricity" a problem <a href="https://t.co/uLOU4YGUSx">pic.twitter.com/uLOU4YGUSx</a></p>
— Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 (@kennedytcooper) <a href="https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1461014369970626562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/VQuwRaNmRy">pic.twitter.com/VQuwRaNmRy</a></p>
— Barely Sociable (@SociableBarely) <a href="https://twitter.com/SociableBarely/status/1461078215015895040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/z6HciH2ZUJ">pic.twitter.com/z6HciH2ZUJ</a></p>
— DeviantPigg (@DefectivePigg) <a href="https://twitter.com/DefectivePigg/status/1461204525386244100?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 18</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">adam duritz was my generation's pete davidson <a href="https://t.co/IwXTdmRy9w">pic.twitter.com/IwXTdmRy9w</a></p>
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) <a href="https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1461518937334583296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around</p>
— i praydalor my sodakeep (@almondtiddies) <a href="https://twitter.com/almondtiddies/status/1461452480680808449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="tl" dir="ltr">Wait, is this real? Is this a parody account? <a href="https://twitter.com/CPAC?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@CPAC</a> made an ACTUAL poster saying they were disinviting children's puppets to an event? Ha ha. A HA HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <a href="https://twitter.com/CPAC?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@CPAC</a> is so fucking dumb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid idiots HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <a href="https://t.co/nDLIc0ogVK">https://t.co/nDLIc0ogVK</a></p>
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1461431516735574016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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