This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: November 17, 2023
November 10
Every woman I've ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it's rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) November 11, 2023
Love that Bill Maher and his audience are just in collective denial that they've slid into being Republicans without so much as an ounce of self-awareness. Truly incredible stuff.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) November 11, 2023
I'm sorry, the guy who broke into Nancy Pelosi's house and bashed her husband's head in with a hammer, had WHAT with him at the time? pic.twitter.com/yhl8Fqp29o
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 10, 2023
If you ever question your parenting skills, ask yourself this question: do you have courtroom sketches of yourself and of your children?
— Resolute Square (@ResoluteSquare) November 11, 2023
If the answer is no, you're doing just fine. Keep up the good work. pic.twitter.com/zQcX1jgncJ
My kid loved terminator 1 and 2. He asked me if there were any more and I told him no because I'm a good dad.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) November 10, 2023
OMFG I'm dying hahahahaha pic.twitter.com/yBFzVo18nT
— Bobby Fucking Weaver (@im7below) November 10, 2023
imagine you break in and hear "BOO-YACKA-SHA" followed by a punch to the head https://t.co/uELeC6yAy0
— Huey P. Neutron (@TheAlanShane) November 10, 2023
between The Wrestler, The Whale and now this, Aronofsky will finally complete his "movies about sad losers who's daughters refuse to talk to them" trilogy https://t.co/TS15qg1NMZ
— Drew Landry (@MrDrewLandry) November 10, 2023
Tim Robinson https://t.co/kfI6vly5HD
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) November 10, 2023
I don't think anyone has ever said "you have the penis of a 31 year old" as a compliment https://t.co/zDnXvL1j8J
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 10, 2023
"A Crew Member Fixes Conan's Eisenhower Mug". One of the stupidest things we ever did and that's saying something. #FlashbackFriday
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) November 10, 2023
https://t.co/xrL0xUK4hL via @YouTube
Reminder that Harvard allowed convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein on campus after he was convicted of child sex trafficking. https://t.co/XXTbGgKqTE
— 🦃 grimm 🦃 (@ExileGrimm) November 11, 2023
The last 3 years of James Harden's career summarized in 2 minutes
— omo mustard (@yungmustard23) November 11, 2023
COOK HIM. pic.twitter.com/WiH2g0ZLDj
You gotta admit Wile E. Coyote going through the entire process of making a movie just for it be scrapped as a tax write off is incredibly on brand for him
— Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) November 10, 2023
I'm so embarrassed for her 😭 https://t.co/pjzlt6LGwd
— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) November 10, 2023
November 11
One underdiscussed thing about Libs of TikTok is that Chaya does not seem to understand what a joke is https://t.co/aVq1pet1KB
— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) November 11, 2023
i don't know what just happened pic.twitter.com/b4rZ1ItsXC
— conrad (@bladeeluvr) November 11, 2023
This app is completely dead. I posted a tweet with a typo, and zero men corrected me.
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 11, 2023
This is the same guy that posts every other week about how people should have more kids pic.twitter.com/nQCsxN29f7
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 11, 2023
real talk, the reason the vibes are so off as of late is that in the pandemic we realized that every single one of our institutions is unsound/untenable and, upon realizing that, we expected them to be fixed -- that didn't happen, so now we're all just waiting for the collapse
— Django Gold (@django) November 11, 2023
Interesting pic.twitter.com/ZC8cUEnmzg
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) November 11, 2023
The absolute dumbest guy you know right now wants to explain to you that this is all because of religion
— Jake Flores (@feraljokes) November 11, 2023
The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin's parents bought this house for like $250K. pic.twitter.com/oxSpTWxdZt
— Luke Barnett 👨🏻🍼 (@LukeBarnett) November 11, 2023
A woman on the subway asked if anyone wanted to turn their life over to Jesus Christ today. She seems nice but if you don't believe in God, I don't think the New York City public transportation experience is going to convince you.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 11, 2023
when I say 👀 this is what I mean https://t.co/srYDdh8Kzr
— JP (@jpbrammer) November 11, 2023
I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It's staying in there
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) November 11, 2023
Jim Jordan voted against the PACT Act, The Food Security for All Veterans Act, The Veteran Service Recognition Act and The VA Employee Fairness Act. pic.twitter.com/gfmXEPyLZd
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 11, 2023
Joe Biden walked back and forth at a memorial and that clip will be on a loop all day on Fox. Trump doesn't know who is President and nobody will discuss this on the right. https://t.co/w0nKgluH2o
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) November 11, 2023
Trump is so senile he's gone from "Obama was never legitimately President" to "Obama is still President"
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 12, 2023
November 12
I got really scared watching this because I didn't know he could do that https://t.co/9p2Yidkvx8
— paul (@paulswhtn) November 12, 2023
To be clear: this is NOT partisan fearmongering. Everything Psaki says here is clearly outlined in Trump's Project 2025. There's a website and everything. He's saying it publicly.
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) November 12, 2023
Act accordingly. https://t.co/dEci4FL1cg
When the Publisher of the New York Times gets arrested, beaten and thrown into solitary confinement by Trump their headline will read:
— Grant Stern (@grantstern) November 12, 2023
'Trump Takes Journalism In A Very Different Direction'
Forbes again with the accurate headlines. https://t.co/peuHNIcO2m
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) November 13, 2023
mind you they opened with a whole ass candlelit vigil when putin attacked ukraine https://t.co/cevqoGst8V
— helen (@helen) November 12, 2023
this whole government is an snl skit bro there is no way they thought this was believable enough to release https://t.co/t6OCWHuqmn
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 12, 2023
The famously uncontroversial bombing of Dresden, immortalised in Kurt Vonnegut's novel "That Was Good 5" https://t.co/zIpwX8XNBR
— fareed (@it_is_fareed) November 12, 2023
Draymond asked Ant what he was going to do about it.
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) November 13, 2023
Well, this: pic.twitter.com/VyMeq7aSM6
Now we're talking pic.twitter.com/f6B93gGpLa
— Dripped Out Trade Unionists (@UnionDrip) November 12, 2023
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