This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: November 10, 2023

November 3
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anyone that lives in a studio apartment will understand pic.twitter.com/94WPlCXEWD
β Tom McGovern (@tommcgovern27) November 3, 2023
i tell you: i have been laughing at this in a way that has caused me pain pic.twitter.com/9COOtUFXR7
β Greatest Story Ewa Told (@EwaSR) November 3, 2023
Conservatives: this is how we want to live our lives.
β King Pierre. π¦ππΉ (@pierrefleury_) November 3, 2023
Everyone else: β¦ so do it.
Conservatives: no, you guys have to do it too or it won't count. π₯Ί
"I canceled my Obamacare, then signed up for the Affordable Care Act." - Fox News viewer.
β Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 3, 2023
Andy, thanks for demonstrating why we need to fully fund our schools in Tennessee. https://t.co/UQjbOaIcsI
β Rep. Justin Jones (@brotherjones_) November 3, 2023
NEW: Raskin to Santos: "I appreciate your note. I only wish someone would have proofread it first. PS: there's no shame in resigning." pic.twitter.com/HAGVdCECQ9
β Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) November 3, 2023
What the hell happened? pic.twitter.com/rNk35QP7xm
β Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 3, 2023
I cant get over how theres multiple generations of comedians who say George Carlin is not only their favorite comedian but the BEST comedian ever, have exactly zero to say about whats going on. Just happily postin their little crowd work podcast character clips like nothin.
β Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) November 3, 2023
I can't top this. https://t.co/v0aMRx2h2w
β New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) November 3, 2023
November 4
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil https://t.co/qSIjbVpK4p
β The Onion (@TheOnion) November 4, 2023
Peter Jackson should use AI technology to make a final Dave Clark Five song.
β Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) November 4, 2023
I think this is an excellent analogy π₯π https://t.co/KcgwScU6kQ
β tern (@1goodtern) November 4, 2023
Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I'll be alone
β pj (@pjayevans) November 5, 2023
the nba designed 30 new courts when they could've just done this for the in-season tournament https://t.co/W06E7PQw2q
β alex (@steven_lebron) November 4, 2023
Charlottesville got a team??? https://t.co/4VIfiSuWXc
β ian karmel (@IanKarmel) November 4, 2023
We should probably go ahead and stop electing politicians who are preparing for the rapture. They're not in this for the long haul
β Liam Nissanβ’ (@theliamnissan) November 4, 2023
Weird I thought this was only supposed to happen if we raised the minimum wage https://t.co/o2lCGyefWe
β K β (@IbaraEleven) November 4, 2023
He just confessed to obstructing justice. https://t.co/bsIiuX8y8I
β Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) November 4, 2023
"young, highly attractive" - that phrasing alone tells me trump leaked the story. https://t.co/1Nro0LC29X
β ben schwartz (@benschwartz_) November 5, 2023
November 5
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Dating hack: if you have a crush on a guy, just get to know him and it'll go away. Hope this helps β€οΈ
β b (@the_petshopboy) November 5, 2023
You almost have to respect Netflix's outward, unabashed hatred for their own subscribers https://t.co/DQZD4pdKFb
β MovieBoy (@movieboy69) November 5, 2023
Imagine telling this joke on American TV any time in the last 75 years. https://t.co/3yqvDbPhKz
β Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) November 5, 2023
The anti-podcast gun https://t.co/HkKMpNfrVn
β @gains-skeets.bsky.social (@gains_tweets) November 6, 2023
this the type of shit i been on lately https://t.co/PRqz83TBDP
β kpg (@notoriouskpg) November 5, 2023
Seeing your reflection in the tire is crazy https://t.co/cjON1uXTaP
β yc (@yc) November 5, 2023
This is an insane pic to post with the news π https://t.co/wcjiOKRvhh
β CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) November 5, 2023
I'm sorry β do what now? https://t.co/iAX4ctWEpm pic.twitter.com/W58KrcC1fF
β chris evans (@notcapnamerica) November 5, 2023
Ah so not journalism, then https://t.co/v6UWiAzDJO
β Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) November 6, 2023
Forbes, we gotta have a chat pic.twitter.com/Ufhbc4kDIv
β Jacob Silverman π (@SilvermanJacob) November 5, 2023
"I was a progressive. But then someone called me Eve Fartlow" is so funny man. I gave up my values and turned evil because I got called a funny name. Thats like the origin story of a villain in Rugrats
β actually scared in escape room (@fart) November 5, 2023
https://t.co/yvNdEIUXnv pic.twitter.com/eVv4DJG176
β Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) November 6, 2023
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