November 5
SIRI, what's your deal with Brian? pic.twitter.com/G6p9yjyBZx
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) 5 November 2016
November 6
Just remember (as you do a Sunday): if you're trying to think of what funny thing to put on your headstone, Merv Griffin is the guy to beat. pic.twitter.com/qr1QXFmBLn
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) 6 November 2016
when it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) 6 November 2016
November 7
Every four years there's the Springsteen fans shocked to discover he's a Democrat. pic.twitter.com/MyymzhLy7i
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) 8 November 2016
November 8
Just some disenfranchised Americans desperate for change because the country hasn't been working for them pic.twitter.com/oPPGQeNd8k
— amil (@amil) 9 November 2016
BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
— Brian Pedaci (@bpedaci) 9 November 2016
USA: Hold my beer.
BREAKING: All four jaws have fallen off Mount Rushmore.
— The Bugle (@hellobuglers) 9 November 2016
I HOPE JUSTIN TRUDEAU TURNS OUT TO BE A CANNIBAL https://t.co/bXr0flNnpd
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) 9 November 2016
November 9
Man: Why don't women report sexual assault?
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) 9 November 2016
Woman: [Plays clip of Trump talking about his accusers] This guy won a presidential election.
Sanders campaign statement, per CNN: "We have nothing polite to say right now."
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) 9 November 2016
November 10
A beautiful, faraway dream… #SamanthaBee pic.twitter.com/iKk9GfOLwv
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) 10 November 2016