This week, the Raptors try to make it home before midnight, the Lonely Island release an amazing new song, Aidy Bryant sends out a cry for help, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
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May 27
May 21
From last year:
— The Syrup Trap (@SyrupTrap) May 22, 2016
Toronto Raptors board pumpkin carriage, prepare for Cinderella run https://t.co/9SpLmjTfTk pic.twitter.com/KGOpa0QP3y
May 22
conner4real - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) - NEW MUSIC VIDEO! https://t.co/sdeEhXhTQu
— The Lonely Island (@thelonelyisland) May 22, 2016
May 23
it's such a beautiful day I wonder how my ex is doing with his raging insecurities due to his super thin penis
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) May 24, 2016
May 24
Oops I went on Facebook for a second pic.twitter.com/tvnuxCGUCE
— Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) May 24, 2016
May 25
My 8-year-old just threw a tantrum and kept loudly farting without acknowledging it. Wow. Adults, THIS is how you have a meltdown.
— Dan Telfer (@dantelfer) May 25, 2016
May 26
If I ever start posting instagrams about flat tummy tea, promise me you'll call the police.
— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) May 26, 2016
May 27
I'm not sure what I just walked in on pic.twitter.com/pSFvVkeSRu
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) May 27, 2016