May 20
When you've never boiled a potato or an egg before pic.twitter.com/1IysfyBzVK
— rubberband doll (@rubberbanddoll) May 20, 2017
when you created the Muslim Ban and you're in a Muslim country pic.twitter.com/OpbG2mICSu
— Broderick Greer (@BroderickGreer) May 21, 2017
This photo single handily saved selfie sticks. pic.twitter.com/SSQwdRbRtY
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) May 21, 2017
May 21
The most upsetting sentence I've ever heard was right now when I heard a man ask his girlfriend "where did you put our toothbrush?"
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 22, 2017
Ivanka Fund got $100MM pledge from Saudis & UAE.
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) May 21, 2017
But oops! Trump is like Hallmark cards. There's an old tweet to celebrate every occasion. pic.twitter.com/ONZzpG5hRM
May 22
I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD pic.twitter.com/cVJFGP5NPG
— Shahak Shapira (@ShahakShapira) May 22, 2017
They fused and made something of greater evil. pic.twitter.com/fWykYsBiBe
— Rachael Krishna (@RachaelKrishna) May 22, 2017
How is it possible that none of these guys can do acronyms pic.twitter.com/FywI442QuI
— PJ Vogt (@PJVogt) May 23, 2017
What I really like about Mr. Trump is how true to his word he always is. pic.twitter.com/5OsgGtBXDR
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) May 22, 2017
May 23
Were getting the band back together pic.twitter.com/qtzNkwHWND
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) May 23, 2017
Still one of my favourite Twitter moments. RIP Roger Moore. pic.twitter.com/BBS6vOyvDQ
— t h u m b s (@Thumbsuk) May 23, 2017
WATCH: Obama Scandals vs Trump Scandals pic.twitter.com/nUFmZ09Ap9
— Yashar Ali (@yashar) May 24, 2017
Credit: @AlexanderTrow
For every Trump action, there's a past tweet from him accusing Obama of doing it and a quote from Hillary warning us that Trump would do it.
— Kara Calavera (@KaraCalavera) May 23, 2017
lots of extremely good shit going on here pic.twitter.com/9C6JbGKEch
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 23, 2017
May 24
There's gonna to be a Top Gun 2! Hope they finally catch those engineers who built a highway DIRECTLY into the danger zone.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 25, 2017
Listen to @Bencjacobs speak with @chrislhayes about the Gianforte incident: "It's the strangest moment in my entire life reporting." pic.twitter.com/cHNPkljZP7
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 25, 2017
Good rule of thumb: If you would rather commit second-degree assault than discuss your healthcare bill, it's not probably a great bill.
— david litt (@davidlitt) May 25, 2017
I'll be honest: I tried to improve the very busy SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING poster, and I no longer know where the original ends and mine begins pic.twitter.com/Sazywe9gwh
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) May 24, 2017
Man, The Police were a great band. pic.twitter.com/LjQ09HG1Vf
— Paul Myers (@pulmyears) May 25, 2017
okay what in the fuck is going on here pic.twitter.com/HLKI2EXXJB
— TWIN PEAKS MEMES (@twinpeaksmeme) May 24, 2017
I photoshopped in the kid from THE OMEN and it's so perfect it's unnerving. pic.twitter.com/I3wGIrbvBW
— James White (@Signalnoise) May 24, 2017
May 25
Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group? pic.twitter.com/bL1r2auELd
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) May 25, 2017
George & Gil made a trailer for "Oh Hello on Broadway" Netflix. June 13. https://t.co/Xw3hfshVby
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) May 25, 2017
this website is free as hell pic.twitter.com/lEz4hocv6s
— assbutt (@nasboat) May 25, 2017
Kushner is a perfect fall guy. Bannon's glad to blame a Jew, Priebus is glad to blame an outsider, and Trump would love Ivanka to be single.
— Amos Posner (@AmosPosner) May 25, 2017
Aww the baby just wants answers 😩 pic.twitter.com/7nJPRvXWbp
— TheShadeRoom (@TheShadeRoom) May 26, 2017
Gangsters don't hire family members because they're qualified. Gangsters hire family members because they're less likely to talk to the FBI. https://t.co/JLD78e40D7
— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) May 25, 2017
May 26
this is the future liberals want pic.twitter.com/tPPlWnlC9c
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) May 26, 2017
"Violence is okay if we get tax cuts" is maybe the most concise summation of the 2017 GOP platform pic.twitter.com/JStyeWieKB
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) May 26, 2017
he's just not there. there's nothing going on in that head. pic.twitter.com/dvUDznjvae
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 26, 2017